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I am a microphilic pornstar who loves to corrupt giant tits. 
 No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
 "Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! "  | |
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I am a slam-dancing punk who likes to slap hot bitches.... 
Um, oh wait...was there some website I was supposed to go to??  | |
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Byron said: I am a slam-dancing punk who likes to slap hot bitches....
Um, oh wait...was there some website I was supposed to go to??  | |
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today I'm a muscular disco queen who loves to suck vibrators | |
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| i'm an "oversexed porn star who likes to corner huskies"
so apart from the porn star bit... now that's just scary! | |
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i'm a gigantic virgin who loves to deflower huge cock. | |
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Apparently I am a foxy vixen who likes to fistfuck buffalo. Not bad | |
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abierman said: today I'm a muscular disco queen who loves to suck vibrators
that sounds kind of bad | |
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You are a malignant raver fag who loves to explore cunts.  | |
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hey, what's that in your signature? Make sure you don't insult the goat-fuckers.....!!!!! | |
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This gets worse  (or is it better)?
Today I am.... 1. A Muuscular Midget..... ...Who Likes to Fist Fuck Beavers 
2. A Beautiful Porn Star..... ...Who likes to Punish Mexico!!!....
or 3. A Lecherous Goliath.... ...Who likes to Locate Clits   
  I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality  |
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you are a slam dancing pimp who loves to megaFUCK lanterns.  style isnt something thats printed on ones ass | |
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OH MY GOD!!!
I'm now a "punctual sexybitch who loves to taste cunts" THis is getting spooky. | |
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ok my second attempt, this one totally works.
check this out. you are a biased foot worshipper who loves to sluuuuurp soles. thats got to be the best so far??? style isnt something thats printed on ones ass | |
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Mine said something so funny!!.....
"You are a buff doughnut who loves to gulp horses"
Gee, I never thought of doughnuts THAT way!! LOL |
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