No not chastitiy


but bono



Sometimes I wonder

Hes like a very Fem Popeye.

Perhaps this is an appropriate time to quote my post to BTX (Bruce Springsteen chat board) in response to "AstoriaGuy", who said:

Of course he is. All musicians are gay, lesbian or transgendered. Case in point: see Ace's thread about the recent discovery that Chrissie Hynde was born a man.

BTW, that is the hottest picture of Bono I've ever seen.

madartista said:

I think the question here is not "Is Bono gay?", but "Just how gay is Bono?".

Ace said:

EXCELLENT point. I go for tres gay (that's French for very, not Spanish for 3)

madartista said:

It could work equally as well as Spanish (i.e. a 3-out-of-4 on the Gay Scale), don't ya think?

Ace said:

Yet another excellent point! Though I'd say he's more of a 4 out of 5. Po-tay-to/po-tah-to

It's a little-known fact that "Sunday, Bloody Sunday" is in fact not a reference to"The Troubles" in Ireland, but actually an allegory about a particularly intense rough-sex session between Bono and The Edge one weekend.

Forgot-the-hyphen Edit.
[Edited 11/22/04 13:43pm]

gay as in "homosexual", or gay as in "dressing in couture military fatigues is, like, SO TOTALLY GAY "?

Ace said:

No duh. It's a not-so-thinly veiled reference to the John Schlesinger (gay) film "Sunday Bloody Sunday" about Peter Finch's gay relationship. Bono's been dropping hints since day one.

You guys are rumor starters..

Of course he is not!

sag10 said:

Says you!

He's also an Alien

Let me put it to you this way: What evidence do you have that Bono is not gay?

Heavenly said:

Now we're just being ridiculous.

JusTinTimE said:

Oh no! He can't be GAY!!!

















I can't afford to undergo a sex change.


[Edited 11/22/04 14:16pm]

After that dream analysis thread, forget it.

I think Bono is cute..

sag10 said:

What? Who?

madartista said:

Ha! Mr. Innocent.. To much CNN!

sag10 said:

Do I sense someone throwing in the towel because she has absolutely no evidence that Bono is not, in fact, gay as a jaybird?

sag10 said:

Right! Innocent, I saw it on CNN!!! The Bono part was right after the Hynde story. It was the Breaking Gay Music News segment. To paraphrase another gay musician, "Sorry Ms. Saggy, I am for real!"

Ace said:

You are so in trouble..

I am going to email him, and ask him what the truth is!! Not really.

No matter what he is. He is a Humanitarian, always.

sag10 said:

It took me a long time to love the Bon-man. In fact, up until Achtung, Baby!, I thought the entire band were a bunch of po-faced poseurs. Since then, I've learned to appreciate the dude.

...Oh - and by "love", I mean