Curse an Orger



No, not FLAME an Orger, you arrogant young pups, CURSE an Orger!

Lleena: May your poncho become itchy and give you a rash

Cloudbuster: May you be stuck in an elevator with Kate Bush and not notice
until later that you have a meatball stain on the front of your shirt.

bkw: May the Australian beer suppliers go an strike and the stores be all
forced to stock their shelves with American beer.

althom: May your new line of cologne called "Tartar: for men" fail miserably
(yeah, that's a longshot)

JasmineFire: May your Paella forever be lumpy (Is Paella supposed to be
lumpy even?)

CarrieLee: may it pass that the next time you take a picture of you peeing,
when you develop the film you see that Tom Bardy was in the background
watching like this -->

sag: May a man with a tractor move in next door to you and rev his tractor
all night long. Vroom! Vroom!

Byron: May all your Coke take like Pepsi (or is it the other way around)

mcmeekle: May you be on a plane one day when someone grabs their chest,
collapses then someone else screams out "Is there a doctor in the house??"
And before thinking you say yes. Then when the patient dies as a result of
your incompetence and you get sued for imitating a doctor, may your only
legal defense be: It doesn't count because it wasn't a "house" but a
"plane."

Frog: May you know the pain of what it is to read your posts

starkitty: May you know the pain of what it is to write Frog's posts.

mcmeekle: May you be on a plane one day when someone grabs their chest,
collapses then someone else screams out "Is there a doctor in the house??"
And before thinking you say yes. Then when the patient dies as a result of
your incompetence and you get sued for imitating a doctor, may your only
legal defense be: It doesn't count because it wasn't a "house" but a
"plane."

...mcmeekle: May you be on a plane one day when someone grabs their chest,
collapses then someone else screams out "Is there a doctor in the house??"
And before thinking you say yes. Then when the patient dies as a result of
your incompetence and you get sued for imitating a doctor, may your only
legal defense be: It doesn't count because it wasn't a "house" but a
"plane."...

Rashboy said:

But I really am a doctor.

doctormcmeekle said:

www.FreeDoctoratesForTheUnemployed.com

TheFrog said:

www.FreeNelsonMandelaForT...ployed.com

doctormcmeekle said:

www.FreeZersForFreeForThe...ployed.com

:soilshimself:

althom: May your new line of cologne called "Tartar: for men" fail miserably
(yeah, that's a longshot)

Somebody with a worrying rash asked me to post this...




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Lleena- May you be cursed with having to start silly threads for a no account orger.

senik: may your cousin Parminder Nagra continue to worry your parents by
taking on more and more risque roles in Hollywood

irresistablebitch: may Ralph Nader join forces with Michael Barnadik to
create a coalition of unstoppable force!!

Milty: may your 2-day hangover end with you forgetting where you put the
keys to the Org house

HandsClaps: Chut it

Lleena: I hope you wake up tomorrow with no mouth.

cloudbuster, I hope that one hand protruding from my back reaches over and gives you a slapped arse.

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