I put too much hot cock sauce in my Biryani and now I got the lips o' lava!!!

Gargle with milk- the base will balance the acidity of the hot stuff- but don't swallow- you might carry the hot stuff down your throat.

conch5184 said:

i did just that, and my ponim is now nice and lukewarm.


but it hurt so good....

milk & bread will kill that spiceness. That's why I stay away from the Hot sauce, I'm too wimpy.

I just noticed the dirtiness to having milk in your mouth but not swallowing it because the milk is also cock sauce.

i'm a hot'n'spicy food freak - sometimes a big ol' shock to the tongue is just what i need...i like supersour foods too, for much the same reason. the chili sauce i have in the pic on this thread is something that i use more than ketchup in my home - it's my favoritest condiment in the whole wide world...but every once in a while, i'm reminded that a little dab'll do ya.

conch5184 said:

I make my own salsa so I'm very familiar with the danger of jalapeno juice.



(One time...)

Let's hope that cock sauce doesn't give you the ring of fire tomorrow morning when you hit the crapper!

savoirfaire said:

...and it burned, burned, burned...

althom said:

speaking of burning sensations down south....

Anxiety said:

Even he's too scary for Texas.

i always loved that sauce, but never knew why...

savoirfaire said:

Anxiety said:

Wait for the sequel...Asses Of Fire II - The Sphincter Sqeeze...coming soon to a toilet bowl near you...

Catch the preview on ET!!

In all of my years I cannot believe it has never occurred to me to call that stuff "hot cock sauce".

CarrieMpls said:

it's never occurred to me to call it anything else. i love my hot cock sauce!

Anxiety said:

I love hot cock sauce too! I just use it more sparingly.







PS - I was gonna say "I love your hot cock sauce too" but I typed it out and it made me feel, well, not so comfortable.

i can't help it - that stuff just kicks so much ass that i, erm, squirt it all over the place. it's not just the hotness of it that i like, it's the garlic-ness of it too. sometimes i'll use too much and set my mouth on fire, but ya know what? of all the hot foods i eat, this stuff never gives me the 'ring of fire' the next day. it's smooth sailin' all the way!

CarrieMpls said: