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Horrible, shitty poetry I have seen some REALLY horrible poetry on this site, yet everyone on here acts like it is great. Why is that? Is everyone afraid to tell the truth???
Here, let me give you a shitty poem and you guys tell the fucking truth for a change: Org, org, I like the org But I like other stuff too Maybe the org and I Can go to the moon Or drive a car Real far I don't care where Or maybe I will do other stuff Org, org, Or other stuff Come on, let's hear it! I will do "Horrible, shitty artwork" next!  [Edited 11/17/04 14:26pm] "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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I thought this was gonna be another post on Britneys ramblings from a drugged out haze whilst she is staying in turtle island. But no.
tease tease tease Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: I thought this was gonna be another post on Britneys ramblings from a drugged out haze whilst she is staying in turtle island. But no.
tease tease tease Her fucking poem was a BILLION times better than the shit that passes for poetry on here. I have to go get that fucking thing and post it. She is fucking William Butler Yeats compared to the fucks on here! Honeymoon Poem 11.10.2004 A honeymoon at last, to get away from it all My assistant Fe gave me the call. I remember it well, as she was smilin' She said it was called Turtle Island. I packed my bags light and quick, Then grabbed my pink dress & favorite lipstick. We hopped on a plane and took our flight I slept really well, all through the night. As we arrive, I turn and look out the door, People are greeting us right at the shore. A meal, a shower and some ice cream Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean! Magical nights filled with stars Silence is golden, no running cars. Private dinners, romantic fires Little piece of heaven, whatever your heart desires. Friendly "hellos" and never goodbyes When you're having fun, oh, how time flies! As we sit and prepare to make our part I thank you, Turtle Island, with all my heart! ~ Britney "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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Poo always writes poetry about poo... | |
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GooeyTheHamster said:
Poo always writes poetry about poo... You gave me a brilliant idea for a new poem!!! Poo, poo Poo poo So misunderstood So malodorous So mysterious I think I love you Poo poo "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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Mastodon said: GooeyTheHamster said:
Poo always writes poetry about poo... You gave me a brilliant idea for a new poem!!! Poo, poo Poo poo So misunderstood So malodorous So mysterious I think I love you Poo poo 
Waitin' 4 the next 1! | |
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Stripe said: Mastodon said: You gave me a brilliant idea for a new poem!!! Poo, poo Poo poo So misunderstood So malodorous So mysterious I think I love you Poo poo
Waitin' 4 the next 1! Always waitin' 4 the next 1 Hope she is the right 1 Instead of just another 1 1 plus 1 equals 2 Gum got stuck in my shoe But I know I won't be blue When I finally find you Next 1 "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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Mastodon said: Stripe said:
Waitin' 4 the next 1! Always waitin' 4 the next 1 Hope she is the right 1 Instead of just another 1 1 plus 1 equals 2 Gum got stuck in my shoe But I know I won't be blue When I finally find you Next 1 
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Does anyone else wanna hit me with some shitty poetry, or am I going to stink this joint up by myself?
I can do!
Oh, you can post your best stuff on here as well, because I am sure that it sucks too!  "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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Mastodon said: Does anyone else wanna hit me with some shitty poetry, or am I going to stink this joint up by myself?
I can do!
Oh, you can post your best stuff on here as well, because I am sure that it sucks too!
Sitting in an Electric Chair Come On Baby, touch me There Our last night's slowly turning Bright Here is the Arm - pull it Right Ripopgodazippa! | |
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Ode To The Star Spangled Fanny
Fanny never seen you Fanny never tasted you But now I have seen the smile on her face Thinking about you is all I do Oh, Fanny Your liquid toy Oh, Fanny Other man's toy | |
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. [Edited 11/18/04 15:19pm] | |
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Oh silly silly CarrieLee
why did have to post the pic of pee pee? It made some bitches very upset But really, I think it just made them wet! | |
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by the way
they are songs not poems  | |
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. [Edited 11/18/04 15:20pm] | |
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shausler said: by the way
they are songs not poems What do you mean? "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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Can I post some naughty stuff???? | |
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Quick like this I write a rhyme
I don't have time to make it fine One word, two words, three words, four I put my fingers down and out come some more I am the master of poetry as you can see CarrieLee took a picture when taking a pee Now she wrote a poem about it and it was fine But not as fine as the pictures I never saw "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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Stripe said: Can I post some naughty stuff????
As long as it is shitty, go for it! "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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Mastodon said: Quick like this I write a rhyme
I don't have time to make it fine One word, two words, three words, four I put my fingers down and out come some more I am the master of poetry as you can see CarrieLee took a picture when taking a pee Now she wrote a poem about it and it was fine But not as fine as the pictures I never saw U're so talented!
My fave part is the last 2 lines! | |
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i've never seen anyone's poetry on here, except for schausey's songs and i like those just fine.
and if you think i'm gonna post my poetry on this thread, yer fuckin' nuts. (though i am tempted to post a poem i had published in my college literary journal, the title of said poem being "sodomy at my grandma adams' house". ah, college...) | |
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Ill, Ill
My baby's ill But she doesn't want to take the pill Sick, sick My baby's sick She doesn't want to suck my d... | |
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Anxiety said: i've never seen anyone's poetry on here, except for schausey's songs and i like those just fine.
and if you think i'm gonna post my poetry on this thread, yer fuckin' nuts. (though i am tempted to post a poem i had published in my college literary journal, the title of said poem being "sodomy at my grandma adams' house". ah, college...) Post some shitty poetry, not the stuff that you actually write.  "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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Stripe said: Mastodon said: Quick like this I write a rhyme
I don't have time to make it fine One word, two words, three words, four I put my fingers down and out come some more I am the master of poetry as you can see CarrieLee took a picture when taking a pee Now she wrote a poem about it and it was fine But not as fine as the pictures I never saw U're so talented!
My fave part is the last 2 lines!
You are supposed to say something like this: YOUR POETRY SUCKS AND YOU SHOULD STOP WRITING THAT SHITTY STUFF SOON!!! [Edited 11/17/04 13:53pm] "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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Stripe said: Ill, Ill
My baby's ill But she doesn't want to take the pill Sick, sick My baby's sick She doesn't want to suck my d... That last line about your dog was the best part!!! "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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Mastodon said: Stripe said: Ill, Ill
My baby's ill But she doesn't want to take the pill Sick, sick My baby's sick She doesn't want to suck my d... That last line about your dog was the best part!!! | |
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I poop my pants with no delay,
I had the squirts all night and day, My stinky pants smell the worst, In a stink-contest I'd come in first, So do you like my "shitty" rhyme? I speak of poo from time to time. It's my favorite thing to do, Next to sandwiches filled with poo. Yes I crave some poo to eat, It what I call my shitty treat, I scarf it down as fast as I can, Then I poop it out again. | |
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Stripe said: Mastodon said: Does anyone else wanna hit me with some shitty poetry, or am I going to stink this joint up by myself?
I can do!
Oh, you can post your best stuff on here as well, because I am sure that it sucks too!
Sitting in an Electric Chair Come On Baby, touch me There Our last night's slowly turning Bright Here is the Arm - pull it Right Ripopgodazippa! GODDAMN, THAT POEM SUCKED ASS! "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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GooeyTheHamster said: Ode To The Star Spangled Fanny
Fanny never seen you Fanny never tasted you But now I have seen the smile on her face Thinking about you is all I do Oh, Fanny Your liquid toy Oh, Fanny Other man's toy WOW, THAT ONE SUCKED TOO! "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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