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Curse an Orger Somebody with a worrying rash asked me to post this...
Curse an Orger
No, not FLAME an Orger, you arrogant young pups, CURSE an Orger! Lleena: May your poncho become itchy and give you a rash Cloudbuster: May you be stuck in an elevator with Kate Bush and not notice until later that you have a meatball stain on the front of your shirt. bkw: May the Australian beer suppliers go an strike and the stores be all forced to stock their shelves with American beer. althom: May your new line of cologne called "Tartar: for men" fail miserably (yeah, that's a longshot) JasmineFire: May your Paella forever be lumpy (Is Paella supposed to be lumpy even?) CarrieLee: may it pass that the next time you take a picture of you peeing, when you develop the film you see that Tom Bardy was in the background watching like this --> sag: May a man with a tractor move in next door to you and rev his tractor all night long. Vroom! Vroom! Byron: May all your Coke take like Pepsi (or is it the other way around) mcmeekle: May you be on a plane one day when someone grabs their chest, collapses then someone else screams out "Is there a doctor in the house??" And before thinking you say yes. Then when the patient dies as a result of your incompetence and you get sued for imitating a doctor, may your only legal defense be: It doesn't count because it wasn't a "house" but a "plane." Frog: May you know the pain of what it is to read your posts starkitty: May you know the pain of what it is to write Frog's posts. ... [Edited 11/21/04 3:34am] | |
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Firstly, to the Rash Monster: i love you too, you bastard.
Secondly: I curse Rash Monster: May your ass continue to be mistaken for two planets colliding in a pair of underpants. | |
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Long may the rash monster continue on his itchy journey.
~scratchy scratch~ [Edited 11/21/04 7:17am] | |
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I curse Froggy: Now you shall forever be a FedEx Box. (forgot the curse edit) [Edited 11/21/04 8:04am] | |
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Somebody with a worrying rash said: mcmeekle: May you be on a plane one day when someone grabs their chest, collapses then someone else screams out "Is there a doctor in the house??" And before thinking you say yes. Then when the patient dies as a result of your incompetence and you get sued for imitating a doctor, may your only legal defense be: It doesn't count because it wasn't a "house" but a "plane." To Sir, with Love | |
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Lleena- May you be cursed with having to start silly threads for a no account orger. | |
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I dont curse, it goes against my relegion. | |
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So these curses are supposed to be funny and not real curses? Then I won't play | |
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Rashboy said:
...mcmeekle: May you be on a plane one day when someone grabs their chest,
collapses then someone else screams out "Is there a doctor in the house??" And before thinking you say yes. Then when the patient dies as a result of your incompetence and you get sued for imitating a doctor, may your only legal defense be: It doesn't count because it wasn't a "house" but a "plane."... But I really am a doctor. | |
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doctormcmeekle said: Rashboy said:
...mcmeekle: May you be on a plane one day when someone grabs their chest,
collapses then someone else screams out "Is there a doctor in the house??" And before thinking you say yes. Then when the patient dies as a result of your incompetence and you get sued for imitating a doctor, may your only legal defense be: It doesn't count because it wasn't a "house" but a "plane."... But I really am a doctor. www.FreeDoctoratesForTheUnemployed.com | |
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TheFrog said: www.FreeRangeEggs.com | |
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althom: May your new line of cologne called "Tartar: for men" fail miserably
(yeah, that's a longshot) | |
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althom said: althom: May your new line of cologne called "Tartar: for men" fail miserably
(yeah, that's a longshot) @ Tartar!!! To Sir, with Love | |
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Pej...you....you...you...ahh I can't do it | |
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Lleena said: Somebody with a worrying rash asked me to post this...
Curse an Orger
No, not FLAME an Orger, you arrogant young pups, CURSE an Orger! Lleena: May your poncho become itchy and give you a rash Cloudbuster: May you be stuck in an elevator with Kate Bush and not notice until later that you have a meatball stain on the front of your shirt. bkw: May the Australian beer suppliers go an strike and the stores be all forced to stock their shelves with American beer. althom: May your new line of cologne called "Tartar: for men" fail miserably (yeah, that's a longshot) JasmineFire: May your Paella forever be lumpy (Is Paella supposed to be lumpy even?) CarrieLee: may it pass that the next time you take a picture of you peeing, when you develop the film you see that Tom Bardy was in the background watching like this --> sag: May a man with a tractor move in next door to you and rev his tractor all night long. Vroom! Vroom! Byron: May all your Coke take like Pepsi (or is it the other way around) mcmeekle: May you be on a plane one day when someone grabs their chest, collapses then someone else screams out "Is there a doctor in the house??" And before thinking you say yes. Then when the patient dies as a result of your incompetence and you get sued for imitating a doctor, may your only legal defense be: It doesn't count because it wasn't a "house" but a "plane." Frog: May you know the pain of what it is to read your posts starkitty: May you know the pain of what it is to write Frog's posts. ... [Edited 11/21/04 3:34am] I see that rash boy seems to have been pescribed ripple for his rash. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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I'd only save such sentiments for a Moderator....but this person is no long a Mod....DAMN YOU!!!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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If I'ld beginn to curse, it would be a massive attack, so I prefer to stay friendly. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Lleena- May you be cursed with having to start silly threads for a no account orger.
May your drum roll off down a hill with you chasing it. | |
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senik: may your cousin Parminder Nagra continue to worry your parents by
taking on more and more risque roles in Hollywood irresistablebitch: may Ralph Nader join forces with Michael Barnadik to create a coalition of unstoppable force!! Milty: may your 2-day hangover end with you forgetting where you put the keys to the Org house HandsClaps: Chut it | |
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Lleena: I hope you wake up tomorrow with no mouth. | |
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Cloudbuster said: Lleena: I hope you wake up tomorrow with no mouth.
Cloudbuster, I hope you wake up tommorow with shrunken feet and none of your shoes fit and you have to go to work in doll's shoes. | |
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Lleena: I hope you wake up the following day with no arms and only one hand protruding from the middle of your back. | |
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cloudbuster, I hope that one hand protruding from my back reaches over and gives you a slapped arse. | |
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Lleena said: cloudbuster, I hope that one hand protruding from my back reaches over and gives you a slapped arse.
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Lleena said: .....
irresistablebitch: may Ralph Nader join forces with Michael Barnadik to create a coalition of unstoppable force!! Freudian slip?! may the mysterious orger who has others post curses on his behalf get a lifetime membership to Tractor Lovers Anonymous, just to find out that his definition of "Tractor Love" is quite unconventional after all! | |
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May you all be cursed to be hooked on the org just like me | |
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Someone must have used this curse before | |
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