Hi, I'm doing some work on behalf of a local charity. Our aim is to gather as many insults as possible so that they can be distributed to those who desperately need them.

Please, I urge you, if you have any old insults that you no longer need, please donate them and do your bit.

For every 3 insults donated you will receive one of our official 2004 "Give me your insults or I'll break your ugly face" t-shirts!!!

Here ya go, I've got:

"Go fuck yourself, shitlicker"
"Shove it up your arse, poo-taster"
"Suck my arse, fart-eater"

So where's my T?

mrdespues said:

Your free t-shirt is on its way! Congratulations and thank you for your donation.


(items typically arrive within 7 to 14 business years)

You're so ugly that it looks like someone set your face on fire and put it out with their golf cleats.

You look like a bucket of shit...minus the bucket!

You're a miserable twat that won't let anyone have fun!

If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards!

I wouldn't fuck you with my best friend's dick! With my brother pushing!

OMG..is that your face or did your throat throw the fuck up? and what the fuck is that on your forehead? it look like somebody took a shit in between your eyebrows. mark of buddha my ass..and why your titties so flat? your chest looks like an iron board with 2 pennies on it. And those pits? damn. look like you got Buckwheat in a fucking headlock. Is that E.T. dangling in between your legs? nasty ass bitch. And those fucking spider veins on your legs. where's the fucking green goblin when you need his ass...OH and don't even get me started on those hooves....

"I'm trying to make myself less attractive, how do YOU do it?"

You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother.

Seeing that I dont normally do this,it will be fun

"Your mama sucks cock for three dollars"

"You're one dumb fat bitch"

"Your face looks like 90 miles of rough road"

Heres a bonus:

"Ewww you look like a crack whore"

Wow, you look like you've lost some weight!

Turn around, let's see.

Oh, there it is.

A few of the top of my head....

"I should beat your mama's ass for having you"

"They made a new sandwich in your name.....it's a idiot wrapped inside a moron with a side of dumbfuck"

"You are one ugly motherfucker....if you looked any more like a horse I would jump on your back and ride you."

"Your so ugly that when you went to get plastic surgery, the doctor told you he doesn't do work on talking animals."

"To say you have nasty feet is an understatement....you can hang upside down with those snagglefeet of yours...I mean you should be pulling fish out of a stream with those talons you call feet."

"You should call Johnny Cochran and sue God for giving you that fucked up face he gave you.....or ask for a refund or something."

"You smell like feet and ass.....and not in that order"

"Your ass looks like old saddlebags....even your ass crack is crooked and hangs low."

Free t-shirts for all!!!