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PrintableReality breaks like toasters in the morning air
Do I dare tell of my quests of loving? Perhaps the  was underage
Or the fish needed cleaning It makes a memory in mind's eye Of what was true and what was lost Another day waiting onward still Alright Officer, I'll come quietly.  | |
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I was lost
I was found I was caught I was released I was a fish I was a priest I am a candy cane girl Watch me dance "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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subhuman09 said: Reality breaks like toasters in the morning air
Do I dare tell of my quests of loving? Perhaps the was underage
Or the fish needed cleaning It makes a memory in mind's eye Of what was true and what was lost Another day waiting onward still Alright Officer, I'll come quietly. GODDAMN, PURE SHIT. *but I secretly actually liked it.* "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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Mastodon said: GODDAMN, PURE SHIT. *but I secretly actually liked it.* Wake from the dreaming You've found your everything Outside is the future Let yourself now sing It's all in the music The passion that you play When the Org's on life support Your "social life" will pay.
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subhuman09 said: Mastodon said: GODDAMN, PURE SHIT. *but I secretly actually liked it.* Wake from the dreaming You've found your everything Outside is the future Let yourself now sing It's all in the music The passion that you play When the Org's on life support Your "social life" will pay.
(Thank you for encouraging me-it's your fault.) COMPLETE AND UTTER CRAP. I COULD DROP MY COCK AND NUTS ON THE KEYBOARD AND WRITE SOMETHING WORSE THAN THAT! AMATEUR. Try this: I love to singa I've got a bell I like to ringa-dinga I like doing stuff in the morning And sometimes in the afternoon or evening At which point I singa Or ringa-dinga my tinkling bell The neighbors say I'm crazy For ringing my bell all day With all the time I spend singing They all would swear I'm gay And happy and jolly Sweet and sappy Nutty and kooky But I still love to singa All the day through Or sometimes do other stuff "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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Mastodon said: COMPLETE AND UTTER CRAP. I COULD DROP MY COCK AND NUTS ON THE KEYBOARD AND WRITE SOMETHING WORSE THAN THAT! AMATEUR. Try this: I love to singa I've got a bell I like to ringa-dinga I like doing stuff in the morning And sometimes in the afternoon or evening At which point I singa Or ringa-dinga my tinkling bell The neighbors say I'm crazy For ringing my bell all day With all the time I spend singing They all would swear I'm gay And happy and jolly Sweet and sappy Nutty and kooky But I still love to singa All the day through Or sometimes do other stuff  | |
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I cannot find my slice of pie,
It makes me want to sit and cry. I love that piece with all my heart, Can you smell my stinky fart? Back to talk about dessert, It makes my little stomach hurt, I want that fucker in my gut, My new pet doggy is a mut. Give me back my fucking treat, It's not your pie - it's mine to eat! You fucking jerk - give it back, I want my motherfucking snack. Bitch. spelling edit. bitch. [Edited 11/17/04 15:18pm] | |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue My poems rock And everyone elses are shit  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: I cannot find my slice of pie,
It makes me want to sit and cry. I love that piece with all my heart, Can you smell my stinky fart? Back to talk about dessert, It makes my little stomach hurt, I want that fucker in my gut, My new pet doggy is a mut. Give me back my fucking treat, It's not your pie - it's mine to eat! You fucking jerk - give it back, I want my motherfucking snack. Bitch. spelling edit. bitch. [Edited 11/17/04 15:18pm] TOTAL CRAP. TOTAL CRAP THAT WAS MADE WORSE BY FIXING SPELLING ERRORS. "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Roses are red
Violets are blue My poems rock And everyone elses are shit TRIPE. Try this one: Roses are red My penis is wrinkled Violets are blue My cock is crumpled Sugar is sweet My dong is sorta bent "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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"Knowledge is preferable to ignorance. Better by far to embrace the hard truth than a reassuring faith. If we crave some cosmic purpose, then let us find ourselves a worthy goal" - Carl Sagan | |
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Baby makes a "go-go"
Mommy says a "no-no" Daddy loves Mommy This poem is funny When I write such a crap I need some rhymes in my bag Bag, bag, my empty bag That's why I'm visiting this thread Everybody say "crap" on the one We need to have so much fun Everybody say "shit" on the two The right rhyme for the word "two" is poo Baby makes a "go-go" Mommy says a "no-no" Daddy hits Mommy Mommy kills daddy Oh, the life is so funny Bag, bag my empty bag Everybody say "shit" on the two Mommy kills daddy I need some rhyme  | |
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Mastodon said: I have seen some REALLY horrible poetry on this site, yet everyone on here acts like it is great. Why is that? Is everyone afraid to tell the truth???
i've noticed the same thing... people make a rhyme and think they've accomplished something magical... and then others applaud them for it... ooookay. 
for example... our two hearts beat as one with love as bright as the shining sun kiss me, girl you rock my world without you color me blue edit: added that fantabalous poem above [Edited 11/17/04 23:02pm] | |
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I am the supermarket.
I have a trolley up my K-mart. We have do-it-yourself scanners. and no, you do not need to be smart 
I am the sidewalk With dogshit all over it Come tread on me one day I want to see you slip over a banana peel. A banana peel For i am the supermarket. I have a trolley up my K-mart.  Who ever wrote this was totally trippin 
No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... 
 "Come into my world..."
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Stripe said: Baby makes a "go-go"
Mommy says a "no-no" Daddy loves Mommy This poem is funny When I write such a crap I need some rhymes in my bag Bag, bag, my empty bag That's why I'm visiting this thread Everybody say "crap" on the one We need to have so much fun Everybody say "shit" on the two The right rhyme for the word "two" is poo Baby makes a "go-go" Mommy says a "no-no" Daddy hits Mommy Mommy kills daddy Oh, the life is so funny Bag, bag my empty bag Everybody say "shit" on the two Mommy kills daddy I need some rhyme COMPLETE SHIT. UTTER CRAP. RUBBISH. "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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Snap said: Mastodon said: I have seen some REALLY horrible poetry on this site, yet everyone on here acts like it is great. Why is that? Is everyone afraid to tell the truth???
i've noticed the same thing... people make a rhyme and think they've accomplished something magical... and then others applaud them for it... ooookay.
for example... our two hearts beat as one with love as bright as the shining sun kiss me, girl you rock my world without you color me blue edit: added that fantabalous poem above [Edited 11/17/04 23:02pm] THAT POEM WOULDN'T EVEN BE GOOD OF A KID WROTE IT! PURE SHIT. "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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lilmissmissy said: I am the supermarket.
I have a trolley up my K-mart. We have do-it-yourself scanners. and no, you do not need to be smart
I am the sidewalk With dogshit all over it Come tread on me one day I want to see you slip over a banana peel. A banana peel For i am the supermarket. I have a trolley up my K-mart. Who ever wrote this was totally trippin
THAT POEM SUCKS LLAMA DICK. PERIOD. NO DISCUSSION. "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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The wind blows from the North
I am cold and I long for your love Satan told you that he loved you But he didn't know about the dove The dove that is love The dove that sings in the morning And spreads peace around the world Everyone is looking for the answers Everyone is looking for signs Just point your eyes to heaven And a dove might shit in your eye "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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Mastodon said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Roses are red
Violets are blue My poems rock And everyone elses are shit TRIPE. Try this one: Roses are red My penis is wrinkled Violets are blue My cock is crumpled Sugar is sweet My dong is sorta bent Yeah whatever mate. Your talking shite and so is your poem. | |
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Mastodon said: lilmissmissy said: I am the supermarket.
I have a trolley up my K-mart. We have do-it-yourself scanners. and no, you do not need to be smart
I am the sidewalk With dogshit all over it Come tread on me one day I want to see you slip over a banana peel. A banana peel For i am the supermarket. I have a trolley up my K-mart. Who ever wrote this was totally trippin
THAT POEM SUCKS LLAMA DICK. PERIOD. NO DISCUSSION.   No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
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Snap said: i've noticed the same thing... people make a rhyme and think they've accomplished something magical... and then others applaud them for it... ooookay.
for example... our two hearts beat as one with love as bright as the shining sun kiss me, girl you rock my world without you color me blue Ah, but some people are just easily pleased. Poetry's like any other art form - one person's toilet paper is another person's masterpiece.  Shit poem, by the way! Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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roses are red ...
violets are blue ... this post seems boring ... does it to you ? | |
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I'm afraid I can't
Write long poems, so here is A stupid haiku Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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Mastodon said: GooeyTheHamster said: 
Poo always writes poetry about poo... You gave me a brilliant idea for a new poem!!! Poo, poo Poo poo So misunderstood So malodorous So mysterious I think I love you Poo poo THAT BRING TEAR TO POOK EYE! P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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Elephants and Otters
Mirror Mirror on the wall.. heres a short guy with humungous balls.. he used to like Prince but that was back in the day.. even after being banned he comes back anyway... his I Q is much higher than the average otter... his opinions flip flop like a fish out of water... he's insecure not sure almost pushin forty... Get a life cold as Ice yeah you little shorty
1. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. MUSE ROCKS!!! | |
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My heart overflows with love
Each time I see your face My heart skips a beat Each time you touch me My stomach ties in knots Each time you speak to me My knife punctures your internal organs Each time I thrust it forward "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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 i WENT FROM ASHY TO CLASSY!  | |
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SMALLIEbigZ said: THAT'S NOT EVEN A POEM AT ALL AND IT STILL SUCKS. "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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The poetry that has been shared by fellow orgers is beautiful because they take the time to write it, and share it..
Quit baiting! ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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sag10 said: The poetry that has been shared by fellow orgers is beautiful because they take the time to write it, and share it..
Quit baiting! C'mon it's the master baiter. The unbannable otter. i WENT FROM ASHY TO CLASSY! | |
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