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PrintableCarrieLee said: Oh silly silly CarrieLee
why did have to post the pic of pee pee? It made some bitches very upset But really, I think it just made them wet!  WELL, THAT ONE WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD. BUT IT SUCKED!!! "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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shausler said: remember back yonder
when you pissed the orgers off just bein yo self and damn the bloody cost well now your back sun dried be your remorse no matter week bladder your salad be tossed THAT POEM SUCKS!!! "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: I poop my pants with no delay,
I had the squirts all night and day, My stinky pants smell the worst, In a stink-contest I'd come in first, So do you like my "shitty" rhyme? I speak of poo from time to time. It's my favorite thing to do, Next to sandwiches filled with poo. Yes I crave some poo to eat, It what I call my shitty treat, I scarf it down as fast as I can, Then I poop it out again. SHITTY POEM, LITERALLY!!! "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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Mastodon said: I have seen some REALLY horrible poetry on this site, yet everyone on here acts like it is great. Why is that? Is everyone afraid to tell the truth???
Here, let me give you a shitty poem and you guys tell the fucking truth for a change: Org, org, I like the org But I like other stuff too Maybe the org and I Can go to the moon Or drive a car Real far I don't care where Or maybe I will do other stuff Org, org, Or other stuff Come on, let's hear it! the only poetry that I have seen here recently is yours and it is pretty crappy. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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the millenium
of my perineum knows the pain of thorns and hardened corns as i drag sad ass across the carpet i drain the pool and then i tarp it woe is me, my doom is sealed my innocence lost before my jell-o congealed now gimme a grant.  | |
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superspaceboy said: Mastodon said: I have seen some REALLY horrible poetry on this site, yet everyone on here acts like it is great. Why is that? Is everyone afraid to tell the truth???
Here, let me give you a shitty poem and you guys tell the fucking truth for a change: Org, org, I like the org But I like other stuff too Maybe the org and I Can go to the moon Or drive a car Real far I don't care where Or maybe I will do other stuff Org, org, Or other stuff Come on, let's hear it! the only poetry that I have seen here recently is yours and it is pretty crappy. Thank you! An HONEST response!!!
We have a winner!!!  "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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Anxiety said: the millenium
of my perineum knows the pain of thorns and hardened corns as i drag sad ass across the carpet i drain the pool and then i tarp it woe is me, my doom is sealed my innocence lost before my jell-o congealed now gimme a grant. JESUS HEROIN-ADDICTED CHRIST, THAT WAS CRAPPY!!! "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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When the sun is shining
My mouth is slowly drying When the moon is up I need some coffee in my cup When the stars are bright I'm smoking marlboro ultra light When I need some shitty poems Then I'm visiting this thread | |
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Stripe said: When the sun is shining
My mouth is slowly drying When the moon is up I need some coffee in my cup When the stars are bright I'm smoking marlboro ultra light When I need some shitty poems Then I'm visiting this thread PURE SHIT. PLAIN AND SIMPLE. SHIT. "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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I like jello and lima beans
I fucked my sister with vaseline My parents say that I'm pretty fucked And they won't let me borrow the truck I tell 'em I'm going downtown to pick up whores All they can do is lock the doors They tell me they don't approve of my ways I tell them I just wanna get laid I'm always jacking off in the cool whip My dick is hard when I open the Jif I try to get some sexual satisfaction The next thing you know I end up in traction My dick's in a sling nine days out of ten Maybe I should do other stuff Or something "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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Good Night baby, sweet dreams
Life isn't what it seems Good morn' baby, wake up quick You have to walk that naughty dog | |
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bitch bitch bitch bitch
he can't do better so he just complains Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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shausler said: remember back yonder
when you pissed the orgers off just bein yo self and damn the bloody cost well now your back sun dried be your remorse no matter week bladder your salad be tossed Shaussy I love your songs!!! | |
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Stripe said: Good Night baby, sweet dreams
Life isn't what it seems Good morn' baby, wake up quick You have to walk that naughty dog THAT SUCKED! LET A MAN SHOW YOU HOW IT IS DONE! A Hallmark card I wake up in the morning And the sun is coming up There's a bunch of lint stuck In the crack of my ass Someone told me they smelled it They were way down the street I made a sandwich and some coffee And I smiled All the while thinking of how much I miss you "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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everyone's poems are shitty?
here's a little ditty have no life, obviously have no wife have no clue, glad I'm not you remember when Slayer was a good band in 1986? yeah, me neither, I was listening to Prince swearing is fun, swearing is neat swearing on the internet is sweet when you type it, your brain shows master baiting on the Org masterbating in your bedroom Baiting with your point of view Nothing new | |
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Slave2daGroove said: everyone's poems are shitty?
here's a little ditty have no life, obviously have no wife have no clue, glad I'm not you remember when Slayer was a good band in 1986? yeah, me neither, I was listening to Prince swearing is fun, swearing is neat swearing on the internet is sweet when you type it, your brain shows master baiting on the Org masterbating in your bedroom Baiting with your point of view Nothing new HORRIBLE FUCKING POEM. JUST AWFUL. SHITTY STUFF. "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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superspaceboy said: bitch bitch bitch bitch
he can't do better so he just complains THAT'S NOT EVEN A PROPER POEM!!! THREE LINES IS ALL YOU COULD COME UP WITH??? SHIT. PURE SHIT. "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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my baby's down in the dumps
my baby wears red pumps my baby takes two lumps my baby walks on stumps my baby's got goosebumps and also gooses rumps my baby laughs at chumps and give my ears the thumps cook weiners and they plumps let's eat at bubba gump's. | |
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Mastodon said: Quick like this I write a rhyme
I don't have time to make it fine One word, two words, three words, four I put my fingers down and out come some more I am the master of poetry as you can see CarrieLee took a picture when taking a pee Now she wrote a poem about it and it was fine But not as fine as the pictures I never saw Old skoolers know their way around Picture here lost, is elsewhere found As long as Carrie ain't no one's granny It's okay to search for the star spangled fanny. To some people the pic brought a blush to their face Saying it invaded their moral space All you could see was spouting waste But Fanny was neatly traced By a star, oh magnificent star! This boy wonders wherefor thou are! Not in this space, or that space, not yours, but mine Is where the star spangled fanny you will, erm find. | |
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Anxiety said: my baby's down in the dumps
my baby wears red pumps my baby takes two lumps my baby walks on stumps my baby's got goosebumps and also gooses rumps my baby laughs at chumps and give my ears the thumps cook weiners and they plumps let's eat at bubba gump's. CRAP. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN? THAT WAS PURE CRAP!!! *It almost got me hard though*  "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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GooeyTheHamster said: Mastodon said: Quick like this I write a rhyme
I don't have time to make it fine One word, two words, three words, four I put my fingers down and out come some more I am the master of poetry as you can see CarrieLee took a picture when taking a pee Now she wrote a poem about it and it was fine But not as fine as the pictures I never saw Old skoolers know their way around Picture here lost, is elsewhere found As long as Carrie ain't no one's granny It's okay to search for the star spangled fanny. To some people the pic brought a blush to their face Saying it invaded their moral space All you could see was spouting waste But Fanny was neatly traced By a star, oh magnificent star! This boy wonders wherefor thou are! Not in this space, or that space, not yours, but mine Is where the star spangled fanny you will, erm find. Acuually, that one is too good to be shitty. Sorry! | |
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GooeyTheHamster said: Mastodon said: Quick like this I write a rhyme
I don't have time to make it fine One word, two words, three words, four I put my fingers down and out come some more I am the master of poetry as you can see CarrieLee took a picture when taking a pee Now she wrote a poem about it and it was fine But not as fine as the pictures I never saw Old skoolers know their way around Picture here lost, is elsewhere found As long as Carrie ain't no one's granny It's okay to search for the star spangled fanny. To some people the pic brought a blush to their face Saying it invaded their moral space All you could see was spouting waste But Fanny was neatly traced By a star, oh magnificent star! This boy wonders wherefor thou are! Not in this space, or that space, not yours, but mine Is where the star spangled fanny you will, erm find. THAT POEM IS CRAPPY! *UNLESS YOU CAN SHOW ME THE CARRIELEE PICTURE, OF COURSE, AT WHICH POINT IT BECOMES GOOD. "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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GooeyTheHamster said: GooeyTheHamster said: Old skoolers know their way around Picture here lost, is elsewhere found As long as Carrie ain't no one's granny It's okay to search for the star spangled fanny. To some people the pic brought a blush to their face Saying it invaded their moral space All you could see was spouting waste But Fanny was neatly traced By a star, oh magnificent star! This boy wonders wherefor thou are! Not in this space, or that space, not yours, but mine Is where the star spangled fanny you will, erm find. Acuually, that one is too good to be shitty. Sorry! Okay, except the last bit. | |
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Mastodon said: GooeyTheHamster said: Old skoolers know their way around Picture here lost, is elsewhere found As long as Carrie ain't no one's granny It's okay to search for the star spangled fanny. To some people the pic brought a blush to their face Saying it invaded their moral space All you could see was spouting waste But Fanny was neatly traced By a star, oh magnificent star! This boy wonders wherefor thou are! Not in this space, or that space, not yours, but mine Is where the star spangled fanny you will, erm find. THAT POEM IS CRAPPY! *UNLESS YOU CAN SHOW ME THE CARRIELEE PICTURE, OF COURSE, AT WHICH POINT IT BECOMES GOOD. The bleedin poem is, like days of old, a puzzle that shows you the way to where the pic can be found. Stop thinking with yer... erm tool. You fool. | |
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GooeyTheHamster said: GooeyTheHamster said: Acuually, that one is too good to be shitty. Sorry! Okay, except the last bit. Right. You need to work on the shittiness a bit.
Now, you could send a man a link to the pictures in a private message, you know? "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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Oh Mastodon thick
He thinks with his prick When using his head It ain't on his shoulders Oh relic stupide You sort's a stampede Go redden your face And search on MYSPACE. | |
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Mastodon said: Now, you could send a man a link to the pictures in a private message, you know?
I know I could. But I won't. I love to see men suffer. | |
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ODE TO ICENINE
ICENINE GONE ICENINE BACK DexMSR said I'm not an Orger...I just Crush alot!
FUKIn classic wHAp MASTEr! | |
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GooeyTheHamster said: Oh Mastodon thick
He thinks with his prick When using his head It ain't on his shoulders Oh relic stupide You sort's a stampede Go redden your face And search on MYSPACE. I have egg on my face And huevos in my pants I don't really eat eggs And this poem isn't good Or something But at least I tried To write some verse When I write I feel free And people love stuff And things like that "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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JusTinTimE said: ODE TO ICENINE
ICENINE GONE ICENINE BACK PURE CRAP. TOTAL SHIT. "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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