This thread is for the married men of the org. As I think orgers should get to know your wives a little better, I've composed a true or false questionnaire about them.

The first husband who answers all the questions about their wife correctly wins ten free hours of marriage counseling.

So let's begin...


1. Your wife is sexy and insatiable.

2. Your wife is happily married.

3. Your wife's favourite position is doggy style.

4. Your wife's favourite movie is unavailable to rent or buy.

5. Your wife cleans the house while you are at work.

6. Your wife's favourite food is ice-cream.

7. Your wife likes tall men.

8. Your wife has good taste in furniture.

9. Your wife wears a thong.

10. Your wife smokes in bed.


Thank you.

well, not that i have a wife or anything, but if i did...these aren't questions!

1. Your wife is sexy and insatiable.
True: She can be. Yes.

2. Your wife is happily married.
True: Yes. But she tells me otherwise until perfection is achieved.

3. Your wife's favourite position is doggy style.
False: No. And I've never met a woman who did prefer. She's on top.

4. Your wife's favourite movie is unavailable to rent or buy.
False: No

5. Your wife cleans the house while you are at work.
True: Yes. But I do my share on the weekends

6. Your wife's favourite food is ice-cream.
True: Yes. And milk and cookies. She alternates

7. Your wife likes tall men.
True: So she said, but she married me. 5'6

8. Your wife has good taste in furniture.
NA. We have very different taste in furniture, but she still gets to choose what we have in our place

9. Your wife wears a thong.
False: Not since the children. Maybe a few times

10. Your wife smokes in bed.
True: if smokes means "ride 'em cowboy" False: if you mean tobacco
[Edited 11/17/04 11:31am]

Well, she's not my wife yet, but I'll still answer

1. Your wife is sexy and insatiable.
True

2. Your wife is happily married.
Not yet!!!

3. Your wife's favourite position is doggy style.
Depends on her mood!

4. Your wife's favourite movie is unavailable to rent or buy.
False

5. Your wife cleans the house while you are at work.
Bwahahahahahaha! No.

6. Your wife's favourite food is ice-cream.
False

7. Your wife likes tall men.
True

8. Your wife has good taste in furniture.
True

9. Your wife wears a thong.
True

10. Your wife smokes in bed.
True. Well, not cigarettes...

butterfli hits copy and pastes these questions in an email to her sweetie

I'll let you know what he says

yamomma said:

7/10 - not bad at all.

JediMaster said:

8 out of 10 - very good!

Faux said:

Today I saw thongs size 18-20!

Why? Can't she find the other one?
(Oh, you mean a G-string! Here thongs are those slip on shoe things made of rubber that go between the toes )

charlottegelin said:

Oh, I see. Americans and their bastardization of English. Bless.

"Know her??"...."I can't even find the woman!!!"

1. Your wife is sexy and insatiable. Oh yeah...

2. Your wife is happily married.

3. Your wife's favourite position is doggy style. Hmm...more experimentation is required.

4. Your wife's favourite movie is unavailable to rent or buy. False

5. Your wife cleans the house while you are at work. Oh I wish.

6. Your wife's favourite food is ice-cream. Yep.

7. Your wife likes tall men. True

8. Your wife has good taste in furniture. True

9. Your wife wears a thong. Only if I give her a good wedgie and it then looks like a thong.

10. Your wife smokes in bed. Oh yeah, she's smokin!

MrJoker said:

4/10. Must do better.

I declare. My wife and I are practically strangers...





Oh wait. I'm single.


Hi, Org Ladies...

1. Your wife is sexy and insatiable. Not in the morning.

2. Your wife is happily married. To who?

3. Your wife's favourite position is doggy style. Ask the other husband.

4. Your wife's favourite movie is unavailable to rent or buy. She has it stuck in the DVD all the time.

5. Your wife cleans the house while you are at work. *cough* She the untidy one in this relationship.

6. Your wife's favourite food is ice-cream.

7. Your wife likes tall men. She must.

8. Your wife has good taste in furniture. I've never known her to make any.

9. Your wife wears a thong. As in a g-string?

10. Your wife smokes in bed. Not when I'm there.

1. Your wife is sexy and insatiable. -- She probably wouldn't say so, but to me she is. True.

2. Your wife is happily married. -- She smiles when she sees me, and she enjoys spending as much time as she can with me. True.

3. Your wife's favourite position is doggy style. Nope. False.

4. Your wife's favourite movie is unavailable to rent or buy. -- It's always there. False.

5. Your wife cleans the house while you are at work. -- I'm sure she does, but at other times as well. True.

6. Your wife's favourite food is ice-cream. Probably true, but she don't eat it much.

7. Your wife likes tall men. She likes all kinds of men, and I guess tall is one of those types. True.

8. Your wife has good taste in furniture. Yep, because she liked mine when she moved in. True.

9. Your wife wears a thong. False. She would never.

10. Your wife smokes in bed. Define "smokes" -- if cigarettes or pot, then false.

DexMSR said:

Figures
[Edited 12/11/04 17:11pm]

don't know my wife very well @ all cos i aint married, but im a professor about some of the other wives in my neighbourhood