Fame is on HBO and it is utterly depressing the shit out of me.

I'm up to the part where the girl takes her top off in that sleazy guy's apartment. That's hard to watch.

Then the guy is harassing his gay best friend for, like, being there.

Now the comedian and the girl who has issues with her Jewish heritage are fighting.

Now the guy's dying on stage and that's always embarassing. This movie is really bringing me down. Heard any good jokes lately?

Turn it off.