for

Hans !!

i have my 1st date with Hans and we are going ice cream body surfing !!

okay peeps show your love for Hans !!

HAELO MEES MACHE!!@!! HOUWE EES YEW BEEINGE?!?

EYE EES FYYNE.

hans-you may type for a bit if you so wish.

Errrr.....is the date outside the asylum?

asylum said:

HANS !!

dude ... i been doing great i cant wait to ice cream body surf with ya !!

thik they willlet us use one of those straightjacket thingys cuz dude i think it will help in the body surfin !!

althom said:

for security purposes, mr. althom-that cannot be allowed.

althom said:

Ohhh

outside

Hans ... dude

can you go outside ?

hell we canmake the padded room the ice cream vat !!

asylum said:

Thank god!

Mach said:

EYE LALVE TEWE BEEWTAYE SURRFE!@)!)!

EYE GOYINGE TEWE HELEOLD MEYE MOOTHEUE OOPANE!!!#$#!

YAYYEYE!!#)#)#

hans-do not over stimulate yourself.

Mach said:

i am afraid hans will be unable to venture outside our establishment.

he must be monitored.

yes-i know you want the "EYECE SCREEYAMS".

althom said:

we do try to think of those outside our home, mr. althom.

Mach said:

I don't think you should encourage him!

asylum said:

Hans ... dude open mouth ice cream surfing ROCKS

we may wanna put some cotton up your nose and ya gotta close your eyes

althom said:

why ?

am i in danger ?

cuz see i think Hans and i got a bloomin friendship growin and see i LOVE to ice cream body surf and so does he... right Hans ?

althom said:

HEYE MEESTER ALTHOMBE!!#)@!

EYE LALVE DAE ROOBUTES!!!!##@

althom said:

i think you should encourage him!

asylum said:

Mach said:

EYECE SKEECREAM!!@)!)!!!

we will not be putting anything up hans's nose, miss mach.

i am still searching for my car keys.

Mach said:

EYE LALVE TEWWE SURRFEAE!!!#@)!)!

oh dear, he won't be sleeping tonight.

Anxiety said:

YAY

yeah see

Hans this is gonna be so much fun

Hey Hans? That nurse you're with all the time...how hot is she?

.
[Edited 11/12/04 21:07pm]

Anxiety said:

HAYE MEESTER ANKSIEETEAYE!!@#)!@

EYE LALVE YEWE MEESTER LYONE!#@)!)

asylum said:

oh ... thats kewl no prob

ahhh maybe the keys are in his toy box

he has toys right ?

althom said:

SHEE TAYKESE MYEE TEEMEPERSHURE!@!)!!

EYE HALVE TEW TAYKE MYE PAYNSTE....

hans, stop that!

asylum said:

O.....K!

Mach said:

he does-yet he rarely plays with them.

he finds it more amusing to visit my personal laboratory.

yes, hans-i know you just want to build a robot for mr. althom.

you will have to ask him yourself if he is lonely.

althom said:

is the nurse gonna do a nude run in the ice cream body surfin padded room for us ?

Mach said:

that is quite enough! i will have you know my establishment is tasteful!

we do not condone any such behavior.

Mach said:

GOOD IDEA!!!!!

Now why didn't I think of that?

Hans ... i have to go to bed now ... its past my bedtime

try to get some rest ... you'll need your strength to do that body surfin

i'll have to order that ice cream and have it delivered

hey Hans... what day is good for you ?

nigh nigh Hans

I must step in here...hans and I are engaged to be married. He is misbehaving badly...herr doctor...how can you let this happen!?