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The Time has come... ...when U gotta post me some bedtime story!
Something naughty but not dirty! Sweet Dreams! | |
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go and count | |
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Once upon a time there was a man whore who wouldn't go to bed.....so I killed him!
The end! GO TO BED!!!!! Love it or shove it! | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: go and count I want my bedtime story! | |
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MsSmartypants said: Once upon a time there was a man whore who wouldn't go to bed.....so I killed him!
The end! GO TO BED!!!!! Oh, that's my fave! | |
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Once upon a time there was a boy and girl, they met, fell in love, had 4 kids and lived happily ever after.
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Lleena said: Once upon a time there was a boy and girl, they met, fell in love, had 4 kids and lived happily ever after.
And what were their kids' names? [Edited 11/11/04 13:33pm] [Edited 11/11/04 13:35pm] | |
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This thread really sox!
That's why I started it! | |
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Stripe said: Lleena said: Once upon a time there was a boy and girl, they met, fell in love, had 4 kids and lived happily ever after.
And what were their kids' names? [Edited 11/11/04 13:33pm] [Edited 11/11/04 13:35pm] Turnip Celestine Apricot lil Manchurian Candidate and...Crunky le pew. They were very cute. | |
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Lleena said: Stripe said: And what were their kids' names? [Edited 11/11/04 13:33pm] [Edited 11/11/04 13:35pm] Turnip Celestine Apricot lil Manchurian Candidate and...Crunky le pew. They were very cute. [Edited 11/11/04 13:50pm] | |
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Stripe said: Lleena said: Turnip Celestine Apricot lil Manchurian Candidate and...Crunky le pew. They were very cute. [Edited 11/11/04 13:50pm] Shouldn't you be sleeping? | |
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Lleena said: Stripe said: [Edited 11/11/04 13:50pm] Shouldn't you be sleeping? Just one more line! Mummy, please! | |
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Stripe said: Lleena said: Shouldn't you be sleeping? Just one more line! Mummy, please! Okay but dont call me mummy! anyway, here goes! One day the boy happened across a strange object lodged in a hole in a tree. He tried to pull it out and after using all his might it eventually slid out and fell to the ground. The boy kneeled down and poked it with a stick, the object jumped up with a start and the boy discovered it was in fact althom. Upon discovering this, the boy then attempted to lodge althom back into the tree. | |
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Lleena said: They were very cute.
They were cute, alright. So cute that Turnip and M.C. began a torrid, incestuous affair... | |
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Lleena said: Stripe said: Just one more line! Mummy, please! Okay but dont call me mummy! anyway, here goes! One day the boy happened across a strange object lodged in a hole in a tree. He tried to pull it out and after using all his might it eventually slid out and fell to the ground. The boy kneeled down and poked it with a stick, the object jumped up with a start and the boy discovered it was in fact althom. Upon discovering this, the boy then attempted to lodge althom back into the tree. I thank U! [Edited 11/11/04 14:09pm] | |
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Ace said: Lleena said: They were very cute.
They were cute, alright. So cute that Turnip and M.C. began a torrid, incestuous affair... really? thats news to me. I had heard that Turnip had decided to lead a life of celibacy and that MC wore Hammer pants. | |
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Lleena said: I had heard that...MC wore Hammer pants.
What do you think caught Turnip's eye? | |
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Ace said: Lleena said: I had heard that...MC wore Hammer pants.
What do you think caught Turnip's eye? Turnip didn't have eyes. He was a Turnip. | |
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Lleena said: Turnip didn't have eyes. He was a Turnip.
So everyone thought, until they discovered him ogling M.C. whilst the latter shook that sweet thang in those sexy, look-like-they're-bearing-a-load Hammer pants. | |
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Ace said: Lleena said: Turnip didn't have eyes. He was a Turnip.
So everyone thought, until they discovered him ogling M.C. whilst the latter shook that sweet thang in those sexy, look-like-they're-bearing-a-load Hammer pants. What do you mean bearing a load? | |
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Lleena said: Ace said: So everyone thought, until they discovered him ogling M.C. whilst the latter shook that sweet thang in those sexy, look-like-they're-bearing-a-load Hammer pants. What do you mean bearing a load? - | |
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Ace said: Lleena said: What do you mean bearing a load? - I see, you mean bearing a load of dog poop. Now how would that attract a woman, a man carying dog poo in his pocket? do tell oh enlightened one. | |
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Once upon a time Liza Minelli was standing right behind you in a nightie and a come hither look.
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subhuman09 said: Once upon a time Liza Minelli was standing right behind you in a nightie and a come hither look.
...NIGHTMARE! Liza, just leave me alone! | |
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Stripe said: subhuman09 said: Once upon a time Liza Minelli was standing right behind you in a nightie and a come hither look.
...NIGHTMARE! Liza, just leave me alone! Are you still here? Beat it, Liza, beat it! | |
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Stripe said: Stripe said: ...NIGHTMARE! Liza, just leave me alone! Are you still here? Beat it, Liza, beat it! I scared myself sorry. | |
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subhuman09 said: Stripe said: Are you still here? Beat it, Liza, beat it! I scared myself sorry. | |
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Stripe said: subhuman09 said: I scared myself sorry. Thanks. The sad thing is she didn't look that bad in Arthur, you know? | |
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subhuman09 said: Stripe said: Thanks. The sad thing is she didn't look that bad in Arthur, you know? I like that movie! (And I do Cabaret too! ) | |
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Stripe said: subhuman09 said: Thanks. The sad thing is she didn't look that bad in Arthur, you know? I like that movie! (And I do Cabaret too! ) Arthur is a classic! The one, the only Dudley Moore! On the side? For tips? | |
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