go and count

Once upon a time there was a man whore who wouldn't go to bed.....so I killed him!

The end! GO TO BED!!!!!

Once upon a time there was a boy and girl, they met, fell in love, had 4 kids and lived happily ever after.

Lleena said:

And what were their kids' names?
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[Edited 11/11/04 13:35pm]

Stripe said:

Turnip Celestine
Apricot lil
Manchurian Candidate
and...Crunky le pew.

They were very cute.

Lleena said:

[Edited 11/11/04 13:50pm]

Stripe said:

Shouldn't you be sleeping?

Lleena said:

Just one more line!
Mummy, please!

They were very cute.

Stripe said:

Okay but dont call me mummy!

anyway, here goes!

One day the boy happened across a strange object lodged in a hole in a tree. He tried to pull it out and after using all his might it eventually slid out and fell to the ground. The boy kneeled down and poked it with a stick, the object jumped up with a start and the boy discovered it was in fact althom.


Upon discovering this, the boy then attempted to lodge althom back into the tree.

Lleena said:

They were cute, alright. So cute that Turnip and M.C. began a torrid, incestuous affair...

I had heard that...MC wore Hammer pants.

Lleena said:

What do you think caught Turnip's eye?

Turnip didn't have eyes. He was a Turnip.

Lleena said:

So everyone thought, until they discovered him ogling M.C. whilst the latter shook that sweet thang in those sexy, look-like-they're-bearing-a-load Hammer pants.

Ace said:

What do you mean bearing a load?

Lleena said:

-

Once upon a time Liza Minelli was standing right behind you in a nightie and a come hither look.

subhuman09 said:

...NIGHTMARE!
Liza, just leave me alone!

Stripe said:

Are you still here?
Beat it, Liza, beat it!

Stripe said:

I scared myself sorry.

subhuman09 said:

Stripe said:

Thanks.



The sad thing is she didn't look that bad in Arthur, you know?

subhuman09 said:

I like that movie! (And I do Cabaret too! )