There are SO many songs heralding the beauty of big asses. This trend started in the early 80's and continues to this day.

Somewhere along the way, flat assed people just got left out. And believe me, this is a lot of people to "dis-enfranchise."

It's really quite sad.

I recommend we try to right the wrong.

Say at least one night thing about flat asses. You'll feel better.
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Fleshofmyflesh said:

What about those who have a tight , tiny, but shapely behind? I have a little balloon knot of a butt. (That's how tight it is not bragging, I'm a fitness instructor/personal trainer.) We deserve love too.

1sexymf said:

Pulleeeeez - you get plenty of love.
Everyone loves buns of steel. You aren't being neglected.
This is for the flat ass folks, babe.

Actually big asses didn't make their comeback til the late 90's. Before that it was all about the smaller ones which I never understood, but hey to each's own. People said Heather Locklear had a nice ass, well I'm still looking for something that resembles an ass on her body.


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JoweeCoco said:

You're a brutha, huh?
Most white guys would love her ass.

won UK rear of the year

Flat-Ass Society

Never trust a man
Or woman
With a perfectly flat ass.
For they also lack
The corresponding curvature
of character.

Having nothing to cushion them
From the harsh realities
The cold spreads up through them
And invades their soul.

And they will compensate
For this lost dimension
With character deception
With smoke and rear-view mirrors.
And when all is said and through
They'll make an ass out of you.

Holla!!!

lollyp0p said:

That's the best ya'll could do!!!

lollyp0p said:

WTF ?????
I can just imagine what the rest of the UK asses look like if this is the finest.

lollyp0p said:

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Something like that.

uk rear of the year 1996

Fleshofmyflesh said:

hey less of that, my ass is just fine thanks

JoweeCoco said:

Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back" was released in 1992 (thank you, Google!).

Me, I'm all about the tiny hineys. No big butts for me, please.

1sexymf said:

Ace said:

Right, and when did DOIN THE BUTT come out?
And LL's song Big Ole Butt ?

uk rear of the year 2003

who the hell judges this

OdysseyMiles said:

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Ace said:

Still, it wasn't until J-Lo became a huge star that big butts were generally accepted as as something worth drooling over.

Ace said:

OdysseyMiles said:

Scag-o-rama!

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Black men have always liked big butts, that goes even way beyond the days of Kunta Kinte, what's your point?

JoweeCoco said:

I think JLo was the cross over butt.
She brought big butts into the mainstream.
But certain cultures appreciated the big butts way before JLo.

applekisses said:

You know what's scary, her back is sticking out more than her ass.

JoweeCoco said:

Are you getting heated?

JoweeCoco said:

lollyp0p said:

Personality? . Bod?

Fleshofmyflesh said:

That's what I'm saying, but that goes back thousands of years, so if that's your criterium, big butts would always have been fashionable.

Ace said:

Ace - to each his own.
But she's really skinny.
Like PRE adolescent skinny.