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So did any one of your parents really ever sit down with you and teach you about the birds and the bees? Or did you just finger it out on your own one day I think I learned by my own animal instinct and stacks of nudey mags. edit [Edited 11/10/04 19:10pm] "I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a deserter. What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants" - Michael Moore 2004 | |
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I don't get it. | |
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LittlePill said: I don't get it.
I know what you mean! how on earth does a bird shag a bee? "I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a deserter. What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants" - Michael Moore 2004 | |
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MikeHunt said: LittlePill said: I don't get it.
I know what you mean! how on earth does a bird shag a bee? Hmm, maybe it's the other way around. | |
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My mum left me a book on my bed about puberty and sex, after she caught me having a wank over a picture of Sanitta in the Sunday Mail. | |
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My uncle "taught me" behind the shed. | |
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yes ... more my dad then my mom...
but they shared with me things that they could verbally and books i had 3 older brothers and that helped to i sought out alot of info on my own ...reading and asking questions to friends older siblings or who ever i felt comfortable with my granny answered alot for me | |
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Mach said: my granny answered alot for me
Go granny!!!!! | |
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Ex-Moderator | I honestly don't remember not knowing about sex or where babies came from. I did, however, have to learn about my period in school. I think the only conversation I ever had with my mother about sex was when I told her I was going on birth control when I was in high school. I remember I said, "You'd rather know than not know, right?" And she replied, "I don't know." |
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"Someone" asked me to post this ((BTW, NO MORE, YOU FUCK! ))
Yes! My parents sat me down and told me that it was okay to have sex with birds but that having sex with bees was a morally grey area and that I was on my own for that one!
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oh god, i remember this. my mom sat my sister and i down and explained the whole thing when we were 5 and 7. and i mean the whole thing. she had books for reference and used hand gestures to illustrate. my sister and i were just like "ummm, ok." we had no idea what the big deal was way back then, but looking back now, god, it's so embarrassing just to think about it. | |
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Our cat brought in a dead bird one day when I was a kid, does that count?
And I stepped on a bee when I was six. So I'd say I learned on my own. Wasn't any fun either, except for the part when my mom went loopy about the bird...she has a bird phobia | |
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ConsciousContact said: My mum left me a book on my bed about puberty and sex, after she caught me having a wank over a picture of Sanitta in the Sunday Mail.
Once as a young lad I remember I lay in my bed one night trying to fall asleep and my poppa came in to check on me. He saw my eyes were open and said son, if you're doing what I suspect you're doing I'll give you fair warning that you may go blind so try to hold off until you get married so you can focus better and see your future wife instead of your future blur! I was like 9 or 10 and although he looked at me like I should know what he was talking about I really had no idea. ...until 2 years later I found a few dirty mags in dumpster behind my house and after retreating to no mans land, my bedroom ,for thurough inspections by me of course... after I was done I knew exactly what poppa spoke of.and within 6 months I was in need of reading glasses My birds and bees were actually HUSTLER & OUI.. "I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a deserter. What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants" - Michael Moore 2004 | |
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My parents always dodged difficult questions by saying that they didn't know, either. | |
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My mom never really told me about sex, she only told me about my "monthly cycle" and gave me books to read about it. I learned about sex pretty much on my own, sad to say, since I got the feeling that my mom wasn't really open to talking about it. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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I learnt the hard way.
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doctormcmeekle said: I learnt the hard way.
I don't wanna know. | |
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I still believe in the Stork! | |
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Stripe said: I still believe in the Stork!
Dude, I told you-that was just Liza in a leotard. | |
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subhuman09 said: Stripe said: I still believe in the Stork!
Dude, I told you-that was just Liza in a leotard. Really??? Liza is my mother! | |
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Stripe said: subhuman09 said: Dude, I told you-that was just Liza in a leotard. Really??? Liza is my mother! | |
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Nope....nobody talked about sex, nobody even said the word sex in my house...I learned about basic stuff in girls Phys Ed class in 5th grade, and reproduction in 7th grade health class. That's about it. The rest was by selfd learning as I grew up... "Let me take you away from here.........forever" | |
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If you’re talking about the time during a car ride, my step dad mentioned something about urges and urinals…yeah I guess that was it. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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doctormcmeekle said: I learnt the hard way.
you dirty whore To Sir, with Love | |
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PEJ said: doctormcmeekle said: I learnt the hard way.
you dirty whore said with love To Sir, with Love | |
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2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: I was hoping you'd bring this one up... | |
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My parents never sat me down and talked to me about sex...I kinda did the hands learning thing, but my parents have never shyed away from me talking about sex with them, my dad will tense up a bit but my mom is like one of my girlfriends and I can talk to her about pretty much anything....just a piece of advice for y'all...don't get drunk with a few of your girlfriends and play a game of truth or dare with your mom there...some things she doesn't need to know | |
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Neither...it was more my brother and my friends actually. My brother is eight years older, so he had it all down when I came into my own, but I was notoriously shy anyway. Mom, pulled me aside when all the women began to come out of the woodwork, sat me down, and schooled me on every trick in the book, didn't work cause you simply have to learn that shit on your own! Dad...well...it kinda went like this.....You wearing condoms....or...You eatin pussy yet? Pitiful....but that's my Dad...R.I.P. The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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