Here's a tip on how to prevent those toilets from flushin while you are still on the bowl. Put a piece of toilet paper over the sensor and it won't detect your slightest move as you push and squeeze your way to relief

I didn't know they made such things as clever as that.

In case you didn't know the auto flushing is trying to act like a Bidet'!

sag10 said:

Charlatan!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

They do There is a little sensor that detects movement and it's supposed to go off when you actually get up off the pot, but some sensors are more sensitive than others and just reaching over to grab some toilet paper is enough movement to set the damn thing off!

It's funny because when these things first came out, my aunt was freaked out because she thought that someone was sitting with a remote control and flushing the toilet for her when she was done She didn't know those sensors were the trigger device and she just thought that the restroom was under surveilance and that the person on the other end of the camera pushed a remote control to flush the toilet when she was done. She felt so violated

I like it when it flushes cause it squirts up and gets my bum wet.

Consider it a courtesy flush and appreciate the fresh air.

OdysseyMiles said:

If I wanted wet balls it wouldn't be from a toilet!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

knit that on a pillow and i'll kiss you on the cheek.

Anxiety said:

Kiss away

SO MUCH ASS!!!

YOU ARE SO STELTHY when it somes to poo-time! (except that time when your wiener hit the bowl ) I love it!

I've heard of people losing legs that way, Supa.

Mostly 3rd ones.

my little 4 year old nephew wasn't big enough to set the sensor off...

waving in front of it didn't work, putting my hand over the sensor didn't work, i straddled the toilet and that did nothing...

i finally had to sit my ass down and get up - success!

so there can be a problem of not being sensitve enough (but i hear you supa...)

the only problem i have is with urinals that have some kind of time release flush system going on.

when i'm done peeing, i want a flush. i don't care if i'm manually flushing or if a sensor makes the toilet flush. i don't care that the waste has gone down the drain. i want to hear the flush. otherwise it's just gross.

applekisses said:

Sometimes it seems like a covert operation



I have always cracked up that my aunt thought there was someone viewing her potty time on the other end of a surveilance camera with a remote

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

It's my secret profession.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

O.....M.....G!! I am dying laughing here.

Ok, your poor, sweet aunt is too funny. It's like she thought there was some higher toilet/bathroom authority who was sooooo fed up with those non-flushing fools out there in the world that they decided to personally observe everyone's habits.

Then again, there ARE security cameras in changing rooms in certain department stores, right, to help prevent theft. So maybe your aunt is on to something...we THINK they're sensors, but they're really little cameras.....

i forgot for a moment what thread i clicked on, and then i tried to remember by reading the posts.















that was scary.

The title of this thread made me fall out of my chair laughing...oh wait maybe that was the alcohol.

AnotherLoverToo said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Your poor aunt I hope she didn't stress out too much over it...that's a horrible thought! But...she MAY be onto something considering some of the Web sites that are out there Damn that Mr. Joker!

What's even worse is when your dick touches the inside of the toilet when you're sitting down , that's just gross

Oh Shit!!! You all are killing me with this thread.

No, I like the cool breeze...

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

we have those self flushers at my job on the urinals and i'll stand there getting ready to pee and it'll be like "FLUSH BITCH" and i'm like "DAYUM!! I STILL GOTTA PEEEEE!!!"

Dewrede said:

I devoted a thread to this very subject. Guess being blessed has it's downfalls