The following is supposedly an actual question given on a
university chemistry exam. The answer by one student was so profound
that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which
is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or
endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their
beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it
is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.
So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the
rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that
once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are
leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the
different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these
religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will
go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since
people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all
souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number
of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of
change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order
for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of
Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which
souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will
increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of
souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell
freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my
Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with
you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night,
then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic
and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since
Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls
and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the
existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept
shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

...Hi Missy!! hope you're well and smiling!!

My head hurts just reading that.

Natisse said:

Heheheh Hey Tisse!! I'm alright! Nice day today. A few more thingz to do for uni and i'm DONE!! One more week to go!!!

Hope you're smilin to babez!!

althom said:

Cool huh?

lilmissmissy said:

yaaaaay!! glad to hear you're seeing the light now hon party time when you're done!

dance:

I am smiling today, thanks

Natisse said:

It's fake, of course, but funny.

GreenTea said:

Yer. But imagine if it was true!! Even funnier

subhuman09 said:

Yaay Harold!!

lilmissmissy said:

I'm starting to wonder if I should have a:

Harold Quote of da Month: "Fish!"

subhuman09 said:

It wouldn't be a bad thing to consider u knowz


bad spell edit.
[Edited 11/12/04 2:50am]

lilmissmissy said:

If he starts saying "Stick You!" I'm blaming you, ok?

subhuman09 said:

Okay!!!

lilmissmissy said:

subhuman09 said:

lilmissmissy said:

That's brilliant Thanks for sharing it!!

Whateva said:

An absolute pleasurez Whateva!!! I found it rather amusing too ...