The Wong Baby


Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wong's have a new baby.
The
nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely Caucasian,
white
baby boy. "Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "Well,
Mr.Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby? The puzzled father
looks
at his new baby boy and says, "Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so
I
think we will name him Sum Ting Wong."

i know a really good joke...

you have to get in the right position though juice,

now move to the mirror, funny isn't it

Two brothers called Mark and Peter went to market and bought two pigs. When they got home, Mark said to Peter, "but how are we going to tell them apart and know which one's yours and which one's mine?"

Peter said, "I know - i'll cut off the left ear and then that one'll be mine." So he cut off the left ear of one of the pigs and everyone went to bed. In the morning though, the pigs had clearly been in a fight, and now both pigs had their left ear missing.

"Ah fuck it!" said Peter. "Tell you what - i'll cut off the right ear and then mine'll be the one without any ears, and yours'll have one ear." And Mark agreed. So, the right ear of one of the pigs was cut off, and then everyone went to bed.

Lo and behold, the next morning the pigs had been in another fight, and now both pigs had no ears.

"Ah fuck it!" said Peter. "Right, there's only one thing for it - i'll cut off the tail of my pig and then my pig will have no tail and no ears, and yours will have no ears but will have a tail. That's how we'll tell them apart."

"Sounds like a good idea to me," said Mark. And so Peter cut off the tail of one of the pigs, and everyone went to bed.

Well would you believe it - in the night, the two pigs had been in yet another fight, and now both pigs had no tail and no ears.

"That's it," said Peter. "There's nothing left to cut off. How are we going to tell whose pig is whose now?"

"Hmmm," said Mark. "Tell you what -






















































"I'll have the black one; you have the white one."

An alternative punchline would have been:

"You have Juice's mama, and i'll have the other pig."

lollyp0p said:

I don't get it all i saw was an explosively sexy guy who I'd gladly trade in my hetrosexuality 2 'play the queen' on

Juice said:

you was looking at a pic of TheFrog no find a mirror

Juice said:

Dude she said look in the mirror, not look at my profile.

lollyp0p said:

stop fucking with my mind!

TheFrog said:

all y'all are mind fucks

Juice said:

what do women and spagetti have in common ?










they both wiggle when you eat them

Mach said:

Who are the nicest people in the hospital?

The ultrasound lot.

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.


I'm a comedy genius!

Juice said:

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics!

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A: A stripey jumper!

Why are the gay guys the first to leave the hotel in the morning?






















































Because they got their shit packed the night before.