Let's face it: we're all going to die!!

- possibly today, possibly next year, but probably ages away.

And the hardest thing for anyone who's dead is to arrange the engraving of their tombstone.

So, in anticipation of our deaths, let's write each other's tombstone.



for example:

TheFrog

"He lived his life as an unpopular twat, and will be remembered by the strange smell which still loiters wherever he has been in his life."

I think that's pretty fair.

Subhuman09

"He tried, bless him. Failed, true, but at least he tried."

I'm not gonna die

this is your Goth-est thread yet

you rock

lollyp0p said:

Your dream may come true one day.

TheFrog:

His liver died first.

lollyp0p:

Visiting the giant chocolate factory in the sky.

Christopher:

Give me fries, or give me-just give me fries.

sinister:

Blaze the stratosphere.


(More to come...)


[Edited 11/9/04 5:10am]

TheFrog said:

NOT FUNNY



don't murder me please

TheFrog said:

I've already almost died once-I will escape it once again!

Christopher said:

/

Christopher

"Life in plastic, it's fantastic."

subhuman09 said:

but I'm not gonna die

TheFrog said:

Can you get a musical chip implanted in his tombstone?

lollyp0p said:

Lollyp0p

"Living proof (or dead proof, more accurately) that Rich Tea biscuits are evil fucking things."

lollyp0p said:

We won't let you melt.

TheFrog said:

you are the sweetest twat i know( ) bless your wooden heart.one day you''ll be a real like puppet like chuckie the killer.

subhuman09 said:

if you can i think it would have to be a five or a steps song....

maybe 5 singing if your getting down

or steps version of tragedy

lollyp0p said:

I'm putting Boyzone in yours.

I'll be wearing earplugs of course.

Christopher said:

why is everyone calling me a twat these days?

subhuman09 said:

you're planning on being buried with lollyp0p?

lollyp0p said:

oh oh! if yer gettin down

Cloudbuster

"Smell my fanny"

TheFrog said:

rich tea are lovely i just finished another packet!!!


TheFrog

here yesterday squished under my size four boot today

TheFrog said:

I'm being buried with the

We'll have a special area for you two.

I figure I bury you in/with a wine cellar and her with orange Club biscuits.

TheFrog said:

burp...

just a phase

subhuman09 said:

BUT I'M NOT GONNA DIE

please don't put me in alive that would be mean, even if i had boyzone to listen to I'm scared of the dark

TheFrog said:

Cloudbuster:

Still looking for Kate's bush.

TheFrog said:

cause you are one

subhuman09 said:

orange clubs

Christopher said:

Christopher

"He came, he saw, he apologised for coming before he conquered.."

As above ... so below


T.W.A.T.S.


One hell of a Cunt

lollyp0p said:

I would never do that to you, lolly.

Especially if you're wearing the boots.