In Woody Allen's Shadows & Fog (an incredibly underrated film, by the by), a character hypothesizes that no matter how deviant your sexual fantasy, there is someone else in the world who shares it (e.g. 'for every man who wants to be ridden like a horse, there is a woman who enjoys riding a man like a horse').

So, in the hopes of helping my Org comrades fulfill their sick, perverted dreams, I've started this thread, wherein you may post your wildest sexual fantasy, without fear of reprobation; hopefully, someone will take you up on your offer.

If you're too shy to spill it in public, feel free to unload your burden upon me with an Orgnote. I will hook you up with matching perves on your say-so. Don't worry: I've heard it all. Who knows? I might even take you up on it, personally.


I'm gonna handicap the ratio of smart-assed:serious responses on this thread at 100-0. Go for it!

i want to be beaten with a live chicken until its head explodes, and then make love to the chicken.

3bogs said:

we did that last weekend

lollyp0p said:

lollyp0p said:

okay then.

i want to be beaten with a live hippo until its head explodes, and then make love to the hippo.

AndGodCreatedMe said:

hiya sweetie hope your well lovely pic of your son and g/f

3bogs said:

oh come on we both know it's virtually impossible to get that lazy hippo out of the water, maybe we could indulge this one under water

Haha, NO one is going to be serious around here about their inner most sexual fantasies... and AH I have to go to class!!!!!


Haha, great timing!

Just to lube the wheel a little, I'll let you know that I had one ex who confessed to me that she had a thing for father-daughter roleplay, and another who liked to shout things like, "You dirty fucker!" whilst being rogered.

jenet8701 said:

That's what Orgnotes were made for.

Ace said:

Are you bored at work?

applekisses said:

Work? What's that?

Ace said:

think that might have just been her pet name for you

i often refer to ace as the dirty fucker

podiumdancer said:

Well, I have been accused of having a "dirty mind", but is that really any different than calling me, say "a man"? Unfortunately, I don't believe I was her first "dirty fucker" (and probably not her last).

Personally, I prefer "Holy Father Ace".

Ace said:

Will that fit on a belt buckle?

ella731 said:

Ace said:

Haha, you wish!!!!!

lollyp0p said:

Hi lolly, I'm fine thx...as far as my son 16 is not a fun age


make that compliment tomorrow maybe i'll love him by then

Very cool movie!

Love the dream like feel of it.


As far as sick fantasies go, I have a few but....

Sweeny79 said:

Ooh - another Shadows & Fog fan! I love you.



Spill 'em, kid.

Ace said:

Well I love John Cusack so I love that movie


I ain't telling!

i couldnt pass this up before my accont blows up.....


me in a catholic school girl outfit, white blouse, no bra. standing in front of a man sitting on a bed. he tells me what a naughty girl i have been and i must be punished, he slides his hands up the back of my thighs all the way to my bare ass grabs my cheeks and pulls me close, unbuttons my blouse, then pulls me over his lap.....

3mta3 said: