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Do any of you ladies get blue balls, too? I dunno if this is just me, but if I'm ever, like, really horny and I don't get any, I tend to get really bad cramps. Does this happen to anyone else, or am I just weird? | |
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You're not weird. There are physiological reactions in the body to, uh, not getting any.
Hysteria as a "women's disease" (which it never really was a disease and is now out of medical books), characterized by a bunch of vague symptoms (cramps, irritability, dizziness, etc.), was most effectively treated by doctors by massaging their patients to "hysterical paroxysm" (or what we'd call and oragsm). The crazy thing was, most doctors didn't even conclude or admit this was a sexual function (though you'd guess there had to be a few who did..). In fact, the development of the vibrator happened as a treament for hysteriam\ since a patient could be brought to hysterical paroxysm in a matter of minutes, instead of the sometimes hour or more by manual massage. It was a great breakthough at the time as doctors could now "treat" many more patients in a day. Of course, once a vibrator showed up in a blue movie, it was pretty much all over from there. And this conculdes today's history lesson.  |
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CarrieMpls said: You're not weird. There are physiological reactions in the body to, uh, not getting any.
Hysteria as a "women's disease" (which it never really was a disease and is now out of medical books), characterized by a bunch of vague symptoms (cramps, irritability, dizziness, etc.), was most effectively treated by doctors by massaging their patients to "hysterical paroxysm" (or what we'd call and oragsm). The crazy thing was, most doctors didn't even conclude or admit this was a sexual function (though you'd guess there had to be a few who did..). In fact, the development of the vibrator happened as a treament for hysteriam\ since a patient could be brought to hysterical paroxysm in a matter of minutes, instead of the sometimes hour or more by manual massage. It was a great breakthough at the time as doctors could now "treat" many more patients in a day. Of course, once a vibrator showed up in a blue movie, it was pretty much all over from there. And this conculdes today's history lesson. | |
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Um, where do U live?
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I once got a cramp in my leg.....does that have anything to do with it?  | |
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CarrieMpls said: You're not weird. There are physiological reactions in the body to, uh, not getting any.
Hysteria as a "women's disease" (which it never really was a disease and is now out of medical books), characterized by a bunch of vague symptoms (cramps, irritability, dizziness, etc.), was most effectively treated by doctors by massaging their patients to "hysterical paroxysm" (or what we'd call and oragsm). The crazy thing was, most doctors didn't even conclude or admit this was a sexual function (though you'd guess there had to be a few who did..). In fact, the development of the vibrator happened as a treament for hysteriam\ since a patient could be brought to hysterical paroxysm in a matter of minutes, instead of the sometimes hour or more by manual massage. It was a great breakthough at the time as doctors could now "treat" many more patients in a day. Of course, once a vibrator showed up in a blue movie, it was pretty much all over from there. And this conculdes today's history lesson. Wow! That reminds me of the Road to Wellville.  | |
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CarrieMpls said: You're not weird. There are physiological reactions in the body to, uh, not getting any.
Hysteria as a "women's disease" (which it never really was a disease and is now out of medical books), characterized by a bunch of vague symptoms (cramps, irritability, dizziness, etc.), was most effectively treated by doctors by massaging their patients to "hysterical paroxysm" (or what we'd call and oragsm). The crazy thing was, most doctors didn't even conclude or admit this was a sexual function (though you'd guess there had to be a few who did..). In fact, the development of the vibrator happened as a treament for hysteriam\ since a patient could be brought to hysterical paroxysm in a matter of minutes, instead of the sometimes hour or more by manual massage. It was a great breakthough at the time as doctors could now "treat" many more patients in a day. Of course, once a vibrator showed up in a blue movie, it was pretty much all over from there. And this conculdes today's history lesson.  I've read about this too...I'm glad it doesn't happen this way anymore...I wouldn't be able to afford my copays! | |
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CarrieMpls said: You're not weird. There are physiological reactions in the body to, uh, not getting any.
Hysteria as a "women's disease" (which it never really was a disease and is now out of medical books), characterized by a bunch of vague symptoms (cramps, irritability, dizziness, etc.), was most effectively treated by doctors by massaging their patients to "hysterical paroxysm" (or what we'd call and oragsm). The crazy thing was, most doctors didn't even conclude or admit this was a sexual function (though you'd guess there had to be a few who did..). In fact, the development of the vibrator happened as a treament for hysteriam\ since a patient could be brought to hysterical paroxysm in a matter of minutes, instead of the sometimes hour or more by manual massage. It was a great breakthough at the time as doctors could now "treat" many more patients in a day. Of course, once a vibrator showed up in a blue movie, it was pretty much all over from there. And this conculdes today's history lesson. goodness. | |
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althom said: I once got a cramp in my leg.....does that have anything to do with it?
It touches your thigh? | |
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No, usually I just pulsating. | |
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althom said: I once got a cramp in my leg.....does that have anything to do with it?
 
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PurplePassion65 said: No, usually I just pulsating.
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MrJoker said: PurplePassion65 said: No, usually I just pulsating.
Eye's just be  in the back of my head. | |
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applekisses said: CarrieMpls said: You're not weird. There are physiological reactions in the body to, uh, not getting any.
Hysteria as a "women's disease" (which it never really was a disease and is now out of medical books), characterized by a bunch of vague symptoms (cramps, irritability, dizziness, etc.), was most effectively treated by doctors by massaging their patients to "hysterical paroxysm" (or what we'd call and oragsm). The crazy thing was, most doctors didn't even conclude or admit this was a sexual function (though you'd guess there had to be a few who did..). In fact, the development of the vibrator happened as a treament for hysteriam\ since a patient could be brought to hysterical paroxysm in a matter of minutes, instead of the sometimes hour or more by manual massage. It was a great breakthough at the time as doctors could now "treat" many more patients in a day. Of course, once a vibrator showed up in a blue movie, it was pretty much all over from there. And this conculdes today's history lesson. I've read about this too...I'm glad it doesn't happen this way anymore...I wouldn't be able to afford my copays! Hee. Girl! That's what I'm sayin'.
To answer the question, yes. I can get crampy and queasy and very, very cranky under those circumstances. Thankfully, it's usually not that hard to sneak off to a restroom or sumthin' for a minute.  | |
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Yeah I get cranky, but physically ill....NO. Sorry for those of ya who do...that would suck! “The only love there is is the love we make.” 💜 | |
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