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ASYLUM APPRECIATION THREAD... ...I just wanted to give a shoutout to Asylum because you and Hans just keep me in stitches all the time...
THANK YOU | |
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Ocean said: I swear he/she (must ask that, actually) cracks me up! | |
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I think Hans should be let out! | |
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althom said: I think Hans should be let out!
I think uyou should be locked oup | |
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NotoriousJ said: althom said: I think Hans should be let out!
I think uyou should be locked oup I think you should use spell check! | |
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althom said: NotoriousJ said: I think uyou should be locked oup I think you should use spell check! I think you should Shut up! | |
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althom said: I think Hans should be let out!
hans you wish to type? alright i suppose that will be ok. HAEYE MEESTER ALEHTOME EYE LYKEE SOOPE DEWE YEW HALVE SOOPE EEN YERE HEADE?!!??! my apoligies mr. althom, hans appears to have been drinking. thank you all for this wonderful thread. the asylum, myself and hans all thank you. | |
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asylum said: althom said: I think Hans should be let out!
hans you wish to type? alright i suppose that will be ok. HAEYE MEESTER ALEHTOME EYE LYKEE SOOPE DEWE YEW HALVE SOOPE EEN YERE HEADE?!!??! my apoligies mr. althom, hans appears to have been drinking. thank you all for this wonderful thread. the asylum, myself and hans all thank you. | |
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asylum said: althom said: I think Hans should be let out!
hans you wish to type? alright i suppose that will be ok. HAEYE MEESTER ALEHTOME EYE LYKEE SOOPE DEWE YEW HALVE SOOPE EEN YERE HEADE?!!??! my apoligies mr. althom, hans appears to have been drinking. thank you all for this wonderful thread. the asylum, myself and hans all thank you. | |
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at this time we welcome any questions you might have about our establishment.
please type slowly and clearly and hans or myself will field your query. | |
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asylum said: althom said: I think Hans should be let out!
hans you wish to type? alright i suppose that will be ok. HAEYE MEESTER ALEHTOME EYE LYKEE SOOPE DEWE YEW HALVE SOOPE EEN YERE HEADE?!!??! my apoligies mr. althom, hans appears to have been drinking. thank you all for this wonderful thread. the asylum, myself and hans all thank you. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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asylum said: at this time we welcome any questions you might have about our establishment.
please type slowly and clearly and hans or myself will field your query. How do you drink beer in a straight jacket? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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what the hell is everyone schnockered around here tonight? | |
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bkw said: asylum said: at this time we welcome any questions you might have about our establishment.
please type slowly and clearly and hans or myself will field your query. How do you drink beer in a straight jacket? i believe that is what an iv is designed for, mr. bkw. | |
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NotoriousJ said: what the hell is everyone schnockered around here tonight?
they do get excited around medication time, don't they? | |
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asylum said: bkw said: How do you drink beer in a straight jacket? i believe that is what an iv is designed for, mr. bkw. I need one!!! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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asylum said: NotoriousJ said: what the hell is everyone schnockered around here tonight?
they do get excited around medication time, don't they? | |
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bkw said: asylum said: i believe that is what an iv is designed for, mr. bkw. I need one!!! i suggest testing it slowly, mr. bkw. hans once tried crunching up flintstones vitamins into a shake. the iv is only useful for those in need, is it not? if you wish to stay at our establishment an iv will be sent at once. please exercise caution. no, hans-i do not believe mr. bkw will let you drink him. he is only a picture! stop crying, hans. | |
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NotoriousJ said: asylum said: they do get excited around medication time, don't they? no, hans-i believe this individual actually has arms and legs. why on earth would you think they painted themselves blue? no-not even if it was a smurf bet. | |
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I love the doctor and hans...they keep this place sane | |
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applekisses said: I love the doctor and hans...they keep this place sane thank you miss applekisses, we appreciate your assistance as well. we must keep you updated on all future experiments. the electrodes fit more snugly now. no, hans-you do not need to model them for me. stop hugging and licking the screen!!!! | |
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asylum said: applekisses said: I love the doctor and hans...they keep this place sane thank you miss applekisses, we appreciate your assistance as well. we must keep you updated on all future experiments. the electrodes fit more snugly now. no, hans-you do not need to model them for me. stop hugging and licking the screen!!!! <-- for hans btw, doctor, what are the changes in electrodes? [Edited 11/7/04 23:11pm] | |
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applekisses said: <-- for hans btw, doctor, what are the changes in electrodes? [Edited 11/7/04 23:11pm] suction cups. | |
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asylum said: applekisses said: <-- for hans btw, doctor, what are the changes in electrodes? [Edited 11/7/04 23:11pm] suction cups. | |
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applekisses said: asylum said: suction cups. it is quite pleasant, actually. hans has already tried it a few times. no-you cannot try it again, hans-why do you want to put them on? no, hans-i will apply the electrodes to miss applekisses. why are you pointing up? wait-what finger is that? | |
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asylum said: applekisses said: it is quite pleasant, actually. hans has already tried it a few times. no-you cannot try it again, hans-why do you want to put them on? no, hans-i will apply the electrodes to miss applekisses. why are you pointing up? wait-what finger is that? Will you put one on my tummy, doc? I've got a tummy ache | |
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applekisses said: Will you put one on my tummy, doc? I've got a tummy ache of course, miss applekisses. a speedy recovery to you at once. no, hans-i do not think she ate the strudel. i told you to throw that out. | |
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asylum said: applekisses said: Will you put one on my tummy, doc? I've got a tummy ache of course, miss applekisses. a speedy recovery to you at once. no, hans-i do not think she ate the strudel. i told you to throw that out. Thank you, herr doctor. No, I didn't eat the strudel...although hans did offer me a piece of it. | |
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applekisses said: asylum said: of course, miss applekisses. a speedy recovery to you at once. no, hans-i do not think she ate the strudel. i told you to throw that out. Thank you, herr doctor. No, I didn't eat the strudel...although hans did offer me a piece of it. i apoligize for his behavior. hans-put your pants on! no, that is not "DA KEEYWERDE"!! | |
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