Ocean said:

I swear he/she (must ask that, actually) cracks me up!

I think Hans should be let out!

althom said:

I think uyou should be locked oup

NotoriousJ said:

I think you should use spell check!

althom said:

I think you should Shut up!

althom said:

hans you wish to type? alright i suppose that will be ok.

HAEYE MEESTER ALEHTOME EYE LYKEE SOOPE

DEWE YEW HALVE SOOPE EEN YERE HEADE?!!??!

my apoligies mr. althom, hans appears to have been drinking.

thank you all for this wonderful thread.

the asylum, myself and hans all thank you.

asylum said:

asylum said:

at this time we welcome any questions you might have about our establishment.

please type slowly and clearly and hans or myself will field your query.

asylum said:

asylum said:

How do you drink beer in a straight jacket?

what the hell is everyone schnockered around here tonight?

bkw said:

i believe that is what an iv is designed for, mr. bkw.

NotoriousJ said:

they do get excited around medication time, don't they?

asylum said:

I need one!!!

asylum said:

bkw said:

i suggest testing it slowly, mr. bkw.

hans once tried crunching up flintstones vitamins into a shake.

the iv is only useful for those in need, is it not?

if you wish to stay at our establishment an iv will be sent at once.

please exercise caution.

no, hans-i do not believe mr. bkw will let you drink him.

he is only a picture! stop crying, hans.

NotoriousJ said:

no, hans-i believe this individual actually has arms and legs.

why on earth would you think they painted themselves blue?

no-not even if it was a smurf bet.

I love the doctor and hans...they keep this place sane

applekisses said:

thank you miss applekisses, we appreciate your assistance as well.

we must keep you updated on all future experiments.

the electrodes fit more snugly now.

no, hans-you do not need to model them for me.

stop hugging and licking the screen!!!!

asylum said:

<-- for hans

btw, doctor, what are the changes in electrodes?
[Edited 11/7/04 23:11pm]

applekisses said:

suction cups.

asylum said:

applekisses said:

it is quite pleasant, actually. hans has already tried it a few times.

no-you cannot try it again, hans-why do you want to put them on?

no, hans-i will apply the electrodes to miss applekisses.

why are you pointing up? wait-what finger is that?

asylum said:

Will you put one on my tummy, doc? I've got a tummy ache

applekisses said:

of course, miss applekisses.

a speedy recovery to you at once.

no, hans-i do not think she ate the strudel.

i told you to throw that out.

asylum said:

Thank you, herr doctor. No, I didn't eat the strudel...although hans did offer me a piece of it.

applekisses said:

i apoligize for his behavior.

hans-put your pants on!

no, that is not "DA KEEYWERDE"!!