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yay for alcohol I'm very drunk finding it very hard to type and having to look at the keys
the world is all weird and i posted under someone elses account my tipple of choice is i need a bloody drum roll here so whats yours? feel free to include any funny drunkard storys that will make me giggle even more than my terrible typing is making me i must be drunk i am creating a thread and no pics of water do your own tea total thread!!! | |
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hey beautiful girl...I miss you!!
do you like Baileys? | |
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Natisse said: hey beautiful girl...I miss you!!
do you like Baileys? I'm half irish baileys is WONDERFUL I'm far to drunk to drink though want to dance on tables and be silly ps i miss you too for february | |
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One night it was free shot night at this establishment that was going out of business, so I ended up having 6 beers, 4 shots of tequila, 9 shots of Jagermeister, and various red headed sluts.
I'm a very very friendly drunk and I do remember being very happy. That was a good night. Another night a friend of mine and I went out drinking and he was smoking outside and got bored I guess. I went inside to grab a drink and I look out and he's taking a piss off the balcony! Luckily no one walked by-as far as I can tell. | |
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lollyp0p said: Natisse said: hey beautiful girl...I miss you!!
do you like Baileys? I'm half irish baileys is WONDERFUL I'm far to drunk to drink though want to dance on tables and be silly ps i miss you too for february wooooohooooo! Baileys is my absolute fave and HELL YEAH lets dance on tables! you haven't forgotten we're coyote's have ya? | |
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subhuman09 said: One night it was free shot night at this establishment that was going out of business, so I ended up having 6 beers, 4 shots of tequila, 9 shots of Jagermeister, and various red headed sluts.
I'm a very very friendly drunk and I do remember being very happy. That was a good night. Another night a friend of mine and I went out drinking and he was smoking outside and got bored I guess. I went inside to grab a drink and I look out and he's taking a piss off the balcony! Luckily no one walked by-as far as I can tell. your friends are as bad as mine my best friend once decided to wee in another friends wardrobe cause there was no toliet free and she was desperate, she was very very drunk though, i think she imagined she was in the loo | |
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lollyp0p said: subhuman09 said: One night it was free shot night at this establishment that was going out of business, so I ended up having 6 beers, 4 shots of tequila, 9 shots of Jagermeister, and various red headed sluts.
I'm a very very friendly drunk and I do remember being very happy. That was a good night. Another night a friend of mine and I went out drinking and he was smoking outside and got bored I guess. I went inside to grab a drink and I look out and he's taking a piss off the balcony! Luckily no one walked by-as far as I can tell. your friends are as bad as mine my best friend once decided to wee in another friends wardrobe cause there was no toliet free and she was desperate, she was very very drunk though, i think she imagined she was in the loo # ioops i got to not go online when i ghave been drinking, i can't edit cause i can't be bothered but you get the idea | |
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lollyp0p said: your friends are as bad as mine my best friend once decided to wee in another friends wardrobe cause there was no toliet free and she was desperate, she was very very drunk though, i think she imagined she was in the loo Sure, imagined. Maybe she was just pissed? Hah. | |
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subhuman09 said: that's me and Lolly in 13 weeks drinking Baileys | |
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i once fell asleep behind some industrial bins waiting for a taxi i was so drunk
december, UK, wolverhampton it's a wonder i didn't get mugged/raped/killed for alcohol | |
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Natisse said: subhuman09 said: that's me and Lolly in 13 weeks drinking Baileys damn right it is I'll be the one passed out on the floor that you can't quite see | |
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There's me!! | |
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not long ago i just fell asleep in the street outside a bar cause i was too drunk to get home. maybe i drink too much | |
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subhuman09 said: There's me!! i so want to be her !!!! | |
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lollyp0p said: i once fell asleep behind some industrial bins waiting for a taxi i was so drunk
december, UK, wolverhampton it's a wonder i didn't get mugged/raped/killed for alcohol The weird thing is though-I never have a hangover. | |
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lollyp0p said: i so want to be her !!!! That isn't you? | |
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lollyp0p said: Natisse said: that's me and Lolly in 13 weeks drinking Baileys damn right it is I'll be the one passed out on the floor that you can't quite see awwww no you won't you'll be up there dancing with me!! | |
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subhuman09 said: lollyp0p said: i once fell asleep behind some industrial bins waiting for a taxi i was so drunk
december, UK, wolverhampton it's a wonder i didn't get mugged/raped/killed for alcohol The weird thing is though-I never have a hangover. oh i have hangovers secret out the night before the sept prince party in london there was a meet up and i got ermmmm# very drunk, i was very ill the following morning i couldn't eat or move and had to walk it into central london cause i wasn't trusted on the tube after i nearly threw up in the lift needless to say i didn't actually drink at the party | |
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subhuman09 said: lollyp0p said: i so want to be her !!!! That isn't you? no i have lovely folds of fat over my trousers | |
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Natisse said: lollyp0p said: damn right it is I'll be the one passed out on the floor that you can't quite see awwww no you won't you'll be up there dancing with me!! yeah like a puppet on a string will you hold me up | |
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lollyp0p said: Natisse said: awwww no you won't you'll be up there dancing with me!! yeah like a puppet on a string will you hold me up | |
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i think alcohol is DISGUSTING.
You all DISGUST me. My body is a temple. A sort of disused, unpopular temple which bums use the walls to urinate on, but a temple nonetheless. | |
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I really wouldn't know where to start on this one. Seriously!
I have done some really stupid, outlandish things when I've had too many but they have always been good natured (well, mostly ). Yay for alcohol! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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lollyp0p said: no i have lovely folds of fat over my trousers But that's okay!! As long as it's your own fat. You don't want someone else's folds of fat over your trousers! | |
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bkw said: I really wouldn't know where to start on this one. Seriously!
I have done some really stupid, outlandish things when I've had too many but they have always been good natured (well, mostly ). Yay for alcohol! | |
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TheFrog said: i think alcohol is DISGUSTING.
You all DISGUST me. My body is a temple. A sort of disused, unpopular temple which bums use the walls to urinate on, but a temple nonetheless. temple my bottom. i know you've just drunk half a bottle of wine, you alcoholic. | |
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TheFrog said: i think alcohol is DISGUSTING.
You all DISGUST me. My body is a temple. A sort of disused, unpopular temple which bums use the walls to urinate on, but a temple nonetheless. right no shouts for Froggy when I come over only joking | |
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lollyp0p said: TheFrog said: i think alcohol is DISGUSTING.
You all DISGUST me. My body is a temple. A sort of disused, unpopular temple which bums use the walls to urinate on, but a temple nonetheless. temple my bottom. i know you've just drunk half a bottle of wine, you alcoholic. | |
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