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Cockburn!!! Today at work i had a phonecall from a particularly nasty policy holder who insisted that his name was pronounced 'Coburn' when it was spelt 'Cockburn'. This man was very rude and swore at me when i put him on hold to get help. the first time i put him on hold he moaned about the hold music when i got back to him, so the second time, i told him i'd just put him on silent. he laughed and said thanks. however i'd just gone on 'Mute' but could here him. I heard him call me a fucking cunt, i wasn't happy, when i got back to him i just kept calling him "Cockburn" over and over. He was fucking furious, It was hilarious!
Then i cut him off. That'll teach you Cockburn!  [Edited 11/6/04 15:12pm] |
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Marrk said: Today at work i had a phonecall from a particularly nasty policy holder who insisted that his name was pronounced 'Coburn' when it was spelt 'Cockburn'. This man was very rude and swore at me when i put him on hold to get help. the first time i put him on hold he moaned about the hold music when i got back to him, so the second time, i told him i'd just put him on silent. he laughed and said thanks. however i'd just gone on 'Mute' but could here him. I heard him call me a fucking cunt, i wasn't happy, when i got back to him i just kept calling him "Cockburn" over and over. He was fucking furious, It was hilarious!
Then i cut him off. That'll teach you Cockburn!
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Marrk said: Today at work i had a phonecall from a particularly nasty policy holder who insisted that his name was pronounced 'Coburn' when it was spelt 'Cockburn'. This man was very rude and swore at me when i put him on hold to get help. the first time i put him on hold he moaned about the hold music when i got back to him, so the second time, i told him i'd just put him on silent. he laughed and said thanks. however i'd just gone on 'Mute' but could here him. I heard him call me a fucking cunt, i wasn't happy, when i got back to him i just kept calling him "Cockburn" over and over. He was fucking furious, It was hilarious!
Then i cut him off. That'll teach you Cockburn!
[Edited 11/6/04 15:12pm] Ha Ha mad! Worlds most beloved Orger
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kinda like mrs. bucket, from keeping up appearances, but its pronounced bouquet
very funny | |
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Marrk said: I guess you had to be there!
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moderatorYou should have asked him "sir, why does your cock burn"? | |
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PurplePassion65 said: You should have asked him "sir, why does your cock burn"?
trying to be polite as hell and gritting your teeth.
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That's hilarious. I'd definitely change my name. | |
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Robert Porcher just retired from the Detroit Lions...
I called him "Porch...her" his whole career. Bastid. BTW, he wanted to be called "POR..CHAY".  [Edited 11/6/04 19:01pm] Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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Haha, I should marry a guy named Cockburn. The napkins and everything at the wedding...that would be classy! “The only love there is is the love we make.” 💜 | |
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I called up some company once and the lady answered "Ophelia Cox" (say it out loud for max benefit). I was confused, since I didn't have one. | |
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Oh Marrk... "Cockburn" is pronounced "Coburn".
The funniest name a caller to my office had was a Japanese man called Mr Sakashita. There's an island off the coast of Scotland too, called Twat Island. Oh, there's a Minge Lane someplace in Southern England too. I presume it's a cul-de-sac. I live about thirty minutes walk from a place called "Nob End". Here's a map of the canal which runs through my village. Nob End is at the bottom...  | |
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Or those with the last name Kuntz that pronounce it Koonce.
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 it's fun being mean to rude people on the phone. | |
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Heavenly said: Marrk said: Today at work i had a phonecall from a particularly nasty policy holder who insisted that his name was pronounced 'Coburn' when it was spelt 'Cockburn'. This man was very rude and swore at me when i put him on hold to get help. the first time i put him on hold he moaned about the hold music when i got back to him, so the second time, i told him i'd just put him on silent. he laughed and said thanks. however i'd just gone on 'Mute' but could here him. I heard him call me a fucking cunt, i wasn't happy, when i got back to him i just kept calling him "Cockburn" over and over. He was fucking furious, It was hilarious!
Then i cut him off. That'll teach you Cockburn!
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