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PrintableTheFrog said: Juice said: No way  I faked taht orgasm, i had a sachet of mayonaise in my handStill got that sachet of mayonnaise (best before August 1992) in case you pull one day, eh?   U fucker!  I'll go down on u all night long..it's Automatic 
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lollyp0p said: Juice said: No way I faked taht orgasm, i had a sachet of mayonaise in my handno thats just the excuse you make honey cause of your low  count
 not really, mine are so abundant they have 2 have microsopic traffic lights 2 get around in my...  I'll go down on u all night long..it's Automatic
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Juice said: lollyp0p said: no thats just the excuse you make honey cause of your low count
not really, mine are so abundant they have 2 have microsopic traffic lights 2 get around in my... that word sums up so much about you, doesn't it, buddy? | |
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Juice said: lollyp0p said: no thats just the excuse you make honey cause of your low count
not really, mine are so abundant they have 2 have microsopic traffic lights 2 get around in my... sorry, that was weak-as i asid 2 a beautiful woman recently,...it's late and im runnin' outta clever things 2 say  [Edited 11/5/04 3:48am] I'll go down on u all night long..it's Automatic
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Yes i will Baby | |
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Juice said: Juice said: not really, mine are so abundant they have 2 have microsopic traffic lights 2 get around in my... sorry, that was weak-as i asid 2 a beautiful woman recently,...it's late and im runnin' outta clever things 2 say
[Edited 11/5/04 3:48am] and the beautiful woman said..... so what was your excuse the rest of the night????? |
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no one ever says would make love on the first date  "It's just the internet" | |
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ElectricLover said: no one ever says would make love on the first date
I don't make love love...I lay pipes  I'll go down on u all night long..it's Automatic
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Yes i will Baby | |
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Juice said: ElectricLover said: no one ever says would make love on the first date
I don't make love love...I lay pipes "It's just the internet" | |
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I got a question: Does meeting a guy for the first time and then having dinner with him that night count as a date? 
 [Edited 11/5/04 9:42am] They did WHAT??!.... 
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Juice said: Heavenly said: You can wear whatever you want as long as I get to take it off of you I AM A BLOKE!!!!  Ummm, then why does your profile say your a FEMALE named ANN MARIE?????  
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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kiss85 said: I got a question: Does meeting a guy for the first time and then having dinner with him that night count as a date?
Yes! | |
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Ain't doin' it! The one time I fucked on the first date, the girl tells me mid-coitus that she was married!
Fool me once, shame on you...fool me twice--you know the rest (unless you're George W. Bush) | |
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Sometimes.
I personally would like to see a day when we finally rid ourselves of all these STDs. I personally don't think their would be anything wrong with casual, no-string-attached sex then. | |
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Juice said: Heavenly said: You're also not very good at filling your profle correctly. 
 Frog's mama writes on this site under the name Nava-HO she'll be Ur squawDid you just say "squaw"? 
Not cool. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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No fuckin, just suckin. | |
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Uh, this is such an issue. It's the old double standard. In my experience here in the conservative midwest, guys want what they can't have and they only respect you if you wait a bit. Which I know is BULL..
I actually had a guy get mad at me once for having sex with him even though it was not the first date. He goes "YOU were supposed to stop me." WHAT????? Weird boys! “The only love there is is the love we make.” 💜 | |
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