.....going poo-poo?

- "growing a tail"
- "giving birth to some butt babies"
- "drowning some mud bunnies"

More?

Laying down a cable.

Dropping the kids off at the pool.

Do the backdoor trot

Having a slash.

touching the cloth

turtle head! turtle head!

Ride the porcelain pony

althom said:

I thought that was for peeing.

applekisses said:

Oh! It could be.

Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl?

althom said:

sculpting an althom.

Anxiety said:

I can't blieve I'm answerin' this but....
Droppin' the kidz off @ the pool

Playin' peek a boo

breakin' out the play-doh fun factory

Return of Dook

Now, first thing that comes to mind is - why would you tell anyone what you're about to do in the bathroom?

Second thing that comes to mind is - who would want to know about what you're going to do in the bathroom?

Third thing that comes to mind is - if you're starting to call it names, doesn't it just make a preson think about it more, while trying to figure out what you're saying? If you just say "I'm going to shit" it would just be very simple to understand and move on to another thought as quickly as possible.

and my favorite name for it:


i'm going to go pester heavenly with euphemisms

Anxiety said:

I like that one. My name as an action.

"I'm going to do a Heavenly"


I really hope this phrase catches up.