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Fave Monty Pyton lines Due to not wanting to Jack another thread here are some of mine:
"None shall pass" "Must be a King" "Why?" " He hasn't got shit all over him" "He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy" "Solidarity Reg" | |
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FOLLOWERS:
Hail Messiah! BRIAN: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly! GIRL: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity. BRIAN: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah! FOLLOWERS: He is! He is the Messiah! BRIAN: Now, fuck off! [silence] ARTHUR: How shall we fuck off, O Lord? BRIAN: Oh, just go away! Leave me alone. | |
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TheFrog said: ARTHUR: How shall we fuck off, O Lord? Now that is genius | |
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ich kann mit einem Eierloefel Fledermause toeten  Vanglorious... this is protected by the red, the black, and the green. With a key... sissy! | |
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SEMPRINI Vanglorious... this is protected by the red, the black, and the green. With a key... sissy! | |
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You got me Dancelot | |
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mdiver said: You got me Dancelot
the Eierloeffel quote is from one of two epsidoes they did for German TV, "Monty Python's Fliegender Zirkus" classic shit! ...but only if you speak German  Vanglorious... this is protected by the red, the black, and the green. With a key... sissy! | |
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"Oh, good morning. Uhm, have you come to arrange a holiday or would you like a blow job?"  If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans. | |
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MrSmoketoomuch said: "Oh, good morning. Uhm, have you come to arrange a holiday or would you like a blow job?"
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Dancelot said: ich kann mit einem Eierloefel Fledermause toeten
"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!" "Be quiet!" "Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!" "Shut up!" "I mean, if i went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!" | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: Dancelot said: ich kann mit einem Eierloefel Fledermause toeten
"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!" "Be quiet!" "Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!" "Shut up!" "I mean, if i went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"  moistened bint! if you've gotta pay for things that you've done wrong I've gotta big bill coming at the end of the day- Gil Scott Heron
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"It's not dead, it's just sleeping" | |
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"Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark" | |
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He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy. | |
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TheFrog said: FOLLOWERS:
Hail Messiah! BRIAN: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly! GIRL: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity. BRIAN: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah! FOLLOWERS: He is! He is the Messiah! BRIAN: Now, fuck off! [silence] ARTHUR: How shall we fuck off, O Lord? BRIAN: Oh, just go away! Leave me alone. Hey I just bought the Life of Brian DVD yesterday for under ten bucks..... ...and now "The Fish Slapping Dance" | |
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"Come on, it's only a flesh wound!" | |
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"You must bring me.....ANOTHER SHURBERY!!!" | |
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soulyacolia said: irresistibleb1tch said:
"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!" "Be quiet!" "Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!" "Shut up!" "I mean, if i went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!" moistened bint! it's my husband's favorite term of endearment for me! | |
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BorisFishpaw said: "Come on, it's only a flesh wound!"
one of the best... i'm going to have to get some monty tonight!  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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