Im lookin at his recently pulled out CD's:

Yanni (2001)
Boomerang Soundtrack
1970's R&B Classics
Best Of Keith Sweat
New Jack City

Is this a trick question?

"i don't have a spouse
living in my house.

no wife in the bog
of this unmarried frog."


by thefrog, aged 7 and 48 days.

"i went done found myself a partner
in the implements of father's gardener

shoved it slowly up me crack
all day in t' garden shack"


written by TheFrog age 31 and 52 days

"somebody once called me a twat;
got himself banned over that.

which was a shame, naturally
for i am a twat, and twat is me."

by cloubduster aged 87 and five servings of soup.

TheFrog said:

Now you have admitted to being a twat are we ok to call you one?

Can we get a moderator ruling on this please???? And hurry I have an urge to call Frog a tw.....not yet

mdiver said:

go on, just say it.

TheFrog said:

TWAT

mdiver said:

DMX
Yuck

TheFrog said:

I was expecting REPORTED

I am the only serious one here...

Freespirit said:

Nuh uh
I answered correctly

TheFrog said:

i never had no five servings of soup! the new nurses are cheap bitches

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Oh Fleshofmyflesh (nice name by the way) , way to go!

My spouse is currently listening to Bruce Springsteen's Human Touch and Lucky Town,Tom Waits' Real Gone, David Baerwald on Triage, Madonna's American Life and The Afghan Whigs' 1965. She enjoys discussing with me the inability of most Springsteen fans to grasp the genius of the first two, the merits of Waits' "experimental" work versus his more traditional balladry, the profundity of Baerwald's spoken-word intros on this promo-only CD, the progression in Madonna's values and what this says about "success", and shagging me rotten to the latter.

Now I just have to locate her and propose.

Freespirit said:

Thanks Doll.

Fleshofmyflesh said:

You sound like my wife!

more seriously

my spouse has been listening to Helter Skelter for 3 days now.

mdiver said:

The Doll part?

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Yeah my Mum finds it hilarious that Glen (my wife) calls me doll as I am by no means a DOLL

mdiver said:

No, you're not a doll.
You are a MuffDiver.
How about Glen calls you that in front of Mum from now on?

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Just let me be the doll and you... well you... what Fleshofmyflesh just said.

~Muffdiver~

Freespirit said:

Okay, you're the doll.
And definitely not a Muff Diver, correct?

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Now that would be funny

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Correct.

Freespirit said:

Sauce

Aren't us 3 getting along famously?

The best of friends lets start our own clique

Okay, but we are NOT calling it the MuffDiver clique.