Muse2NOPharaoh said:

i'm saying though i'm no pychic but i know exactly what's going on, who's all invovled and why ur doing it. see i wanted revenge, but my father told me don't worry about it, that's why i try 2 tell u people but u don't want 2 hear me out, coz half y'all don't believe and the other half so busy thinking i'm full of b.s. as i said b4 this jesus thing ain't something new.... but hey

mdiver said:

still think i'm crazy ?

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

i'm saying though i'm no pychic but i know exactly what's going on, who's all invovled and why ur doing it. see i wanted revenge, but my father told me don't worry about it, that's why i try 2 tell u people but u don't want 2 hear me out, coz half y'all don't believe and the other half so busy thinking i'm full of b.s. as i said b4 this jesus thing ain't something new.... but hey

ElectricLover said:

.....backing away veeeeery slowly from this thread

ElectricLover said:

Actually I would love a debat but every time we get close you change the angle and back down. Jesus didn't do that

ElectricLover said:

This is exactly the cryptobabble and mindfuck language that buys the gullible and infuriates so many people. It's NOT a representation of Christ or God.

mdiver said:

Jesus told me not 2 argue over the truth or else i'd be in deep trouble like everyone else.

ElectricLover said:

What he told you directly?

It's true!



He was hiding behind the couch.
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ElectricLover said:

so because i found humor in the "i found jesus" line that means i don't believe in him??


honey, stop while you're ahead. oh wait, it's too late for that.


i am a very religious person. ask anyone who knows me, ask some people over in P&R. being religious doesn't mean i can't have a sense of humor. i've always found it ridiculous when convicted criminals suddenly "find" jesus. "yep, the officer arrested me and then i found jesus. he was sitting right there in the patrol car when they put me in." so the 'jesus behind the couch' thing i found to be quite hilarious.

get off your soapbox. no one is persecuting you because you're christian. you're being "persecuted" because you don't know how to laugh.

fantasyislander said:

I agree with you wholeheartedly.

ElectricLover said:

Oooh! Freedom of speech and all. Seems to be in that first amendment thingie..

I guess humour is not part of talking about the bible for hours, huh?

It's true!



He was hiding behind the couch.

subhuman09 said:

No, no, you've got it wrong: Not hiding behind a couch for a moment, but reigning from the throne for eternity.

I found him too and I love him. I am very thankful he is in my life.

I found Satan behind mine

I knew this thread was going to say something like that.

Speaking of finding Jesus, once a long time ago, my mom and my brothers were in the grocery store (this may have even been before I was born, not sure). Anyway, my brothers wandered off while my mom was shopping, then they came running back to her all excited. They said, "Mom, we just saw Jesus! He's in the grocery store!" This story still cracks me up.

HollowellSA said:

I found Joan Rivers in a loveseat once.

Wait no-that was a Tupperware party.

mdiver said:

gods shrink when and where education grows

GooeyTheHamster said:

subhuman09 said:

I bet she doubled the plastic quota of the party, didn't she?

GooeyTheHamster said:

At everything you've said-you'll always be my Material Girl, Gooey.

subhuman09 said:

Then gimme diamonds.

Hehehe. Caught my as the queen I am...

GooeyTheHamster said:

You're welcome, Your Majesty.