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Printablesubhuman09 said: RocknRollDave said: As a non-believer, I fail to accept that you found Jesus behind your sofa....
Come on, admit it ,you bumped into him down the pub, didn't ya? 
Ask him if he'll turn a coupla bottles of Perrier into lager for me, won't ya?   Everyone automatically assumed it was that Jesus. 
He says to give the Perrier to the dog, wait a bit and your beer will happen soon enough. I'm not sure what he means, but I think he can tell I cheated him at pool-cause we were at the pub, but he really didn't seem to get drunk or anything, which makes me wonder. That or he's drinking cider again.  He's a cider drinker.....? Does he have a West Country accent...? "Awl roit moi luvverleez, moi naymez jeezuz, ow d'you fancy zome ov moi zider?" | |
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subhuman09 said: ElectricLover said: if u did not believe i wasn't a threat i guess u would b more cautios, but like i say u all gonna do what u want, so stuck on believing i am the idoit, don't say i didn't tell u soo i try 2 warn people ahead of time, they never listen, never,
[Edited 11/2/04 5:42am] I don't think you're an idiot-I think you're taking this entire stupid thing way too seriously, yes. What did you tell me before hand exactly? The cryptic thing works for Prince, but you're not Prince, let's talk normally, how 'bout it-I know you can do it. I'm absolutely open-minded, but this isn't P&R-this is stupid dumb joke time. I can't help it if you got offended-but it's not the intention-it's just something that popped in my head.  | |
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subhuman09 said: Christopher said: "billy,can you take her order? i dropped my hello kitty glitter and i need to find it before that bitch lisa does!!! omgg": "I took the last 5 orders cause you said you felt bloated! What the hell? Is your acid reflux acting up again-is that why you won't work drive thru?"  "LOL,....billy have you ever suffered from an eating disorder? no?...do i look fat? " | |
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RocknRollDave said: subhuman09 said: Everyone automatically assumed it was that Jesus.
He says to give the Perrier to the dog, wait a bit and your beer will happen soon enough. I'm not sure what he means, but I think he can tell I cheated him at pool-cause we were at the pub, but he really didn't seem to get drunk or anything, which makes me wonder. That or he's drinking cider again. He's a cider drinker.....? Does he have a West Country accent...? "Awl roit moi luvverleez, moi naymez jeezuz, ow d'you fancy zome ov moi zider?" Oh great... that's the Christians AND the population of the west country upset.... 
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RocknRollisalive said: RocknRollDave said: He's a cider drinker.....? Does he have a West Country accent...? "Awl roit moi luvverleez, moi naymez jeezuz, ow d'you fancy zome ov moi zider?" Oh great... that's the Christians AND the population of the west country upset....
It's not like I'm trying to take everybody with me... | |
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RocknRollisalive said: subhuman09 said: I don't think you're an idiot-I think you're taking this entire stupid thing way too seriously, yes. What did you tell me before hand exactly? The cryptic thing works for Prince, but you're not Prince, let's talk normally, how 'bout it-I know you can do it. I'm absolutely open-minded, but this isn't P&R-this is stupid dumb joke time. I can't help it if you got offended-but it's not the intention-it's just something that popped in my head.
Thanks, I do enjoy pissing people off sometimes, but this just wasn't the intention. | |
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y'all may think this is about u and i, but just tell me why is there so many against one. this has nothing to do with what we think it is, but i'm here 2 tell u this is between the enemy & God. i may stand alone in the desert, but i won't be there 4 long. [Edited 11/2/04 5:54am] "It's just the internet" | |
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Christopher said: subhuman09 said: "I took the last 5 orders cause you said you felt bloated! What the hell? Is your acid reflux acting up again-is that why you won't work drive thru?" "LOL,....billy have you ever suffered from an eating disorder? no?...do i look fat? " "Ashlee-I don't eat because I see you in my dreams." | |
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RocknRollisalive said: RocknRollDave said: He's a cider drinker.....? Does he have a West Country accent...? "Awl roit moi luvverleez, moi naymez jeezuz, ow d'you fancy zome ov moi zider?" Oh great... that's the Christians AND the population of the west country upset....
There goes my lifetime membership of Bristol Baptist Church. Damn! I was hoping to use the church hall on a Wednesday night to practise my Demonology rituals, too. Bugger! | |
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ElectricLover said: y'all may think this is about u and i, but just tell me why is there so many against one. this has nothing to do with what we think it is, but i'm here 2 tell u this is between the enemy & God. i may stand alone in the desert, but i won't be there 4 long.
[Edited 11/2/04 5:54am] If there's so many against one-you might need new glasses, cause it's all good fun here. Maybe spending less time looking to be offended and more time just enjoying the fact that some people take things less seriously than others would be a good step too. I agree it's between the enemy and God-I think Ashlee Simpson needs to find talent and God willing, maybe someday someone else will load that software program for her. | |
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subhuman09 said: RocknRollisalive said:
Thanks, I do enjoy pissing people off sometimes, but this just wasn't the intention. I know, I totally understand.... all it takes is a little sense of humour. How was the thread offensive? 
If it was my God, I would like to think he had a sense of humour... know what I mean! | |
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i just so happen 2 find it all hilarious, like i would really fall 4 a lie
okay let me shut up and let u all continue 2 talk trash about me. i don't mind. Jesus will have the victory. "It's just the internet" | |
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ElectricLover said: i just so happen 2 find it all hilarious, like i would really fall 4 a lie
okay let me shut up and let u all continue 2 talk trash about me. i don't mind. Jesus will have the victory. Nobody is talking trash about you though...calm down 'eh? It's just a joke... Jesus.... behind the couch.... you know....?
Anyway, I found him once, but... he lost me about 10 years ago. | |
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RocknRollDave said: RocknRollisalive said: Oh great... that's the Christians AND the population of the west country upset....
There goes my lifetime membership of Bristol Baptist Church. Damn! I was hoping to use the church hall on a Wednesday night to practise my Demonology rituals, too. Bugger! Hang on, they don't have computers in that part of the world yet,do they? Cool, the Rock n Roll Dave Satanic Circle will be meeting next Wednesday at 7:30pm. See you there. (tea & bicuits provided) Mrs Miggins will be reading some of the poetry she has written for us, too. Not to be missed! | |
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RocknRollDave said: RocknRollDave said: There goes my lifetime membership of Bristol Baptist Church. Damn! I was hoping to use the church hall on a Wednesday night to practise my Demonology rituals, too. Bugger! Hang on, they don't have computers in that part of the world yet,do they? Cool, the Rock n Roll Dave Satanic Circle will be meeting next Wednesday at 7:30pm. See you there. (tea & bicuits provided) Mrs Miggins will be reading some of the poetry she has written for us, too. Not to be missed! well i dont believe in satan but can i come too and joyfully worship ... him ?  | |
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Mach said: RocknRollDave said: Hang on, they don't have computers in that part of the world yet,do they? Cool, the Rock n Roll Dave Satanic Circle will be meeting next Wednesday at 7:30pm. See you there. (tea & bicuits provided) Mrs Miggins will be reading some of the poetry she has written for us, too. Not to be missed! well i dont believe in satan but can i come too and joyfully worship ... him ? Hmmmmm, that depends..... ...Can you bake some scones for us? Judy Willingsworthy was going to do the cakes this week, but she's had to drop out because of her husband coming out of prison on Tuesday. If not, would you mind just picking up some custard creams? (Not the Happy SHopper ones, though, they're far too salty. Tesco do a nice pack, cheap too...) | |
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ElectricLover said: i just so happen 2 find it all hilarious, like i would really fall 4 a lie
okay let me shut up and let u all continue 2 talk trash about me. i don't mind. Jesus will have the victory. I bet Jesus found it funny too. He probably has a wry little smile at some of the things on here.. A smile..? You know? When your face turns up at the ends....? Like this..  ...?
AW, FORGET IT..... | |
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RocknRollDave said: Mach said: well i dont believe in satan but can i come too and joyfully worship ... him ? Hmmmmm, that depends..... ...Can you bake some scones for us? Judy Willingsworthy was going to do the cakes this week, but she's had to drop out because of her husband coming out of prison on Tuesday. If not, would you mind just picking up some custard creams? (Not the Happy SHopper ones, though, they're far too salty. Tesco do a nice pack, cheap too...) Scones it IS !!  | |
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Mach said: RocknRollDave said: Hmmmmm, that depends..... ...Can you bake some scones for us? Judy Willingsworthy was going to do the cakes this week, but she's had to drop out because of her husband coming out of prison on Tuesday. If not, would you mind just picking up some custard creams? (Not the Happy SHopper ones, though, they're far too salty. Tesco do a nice pack, cheap too...) Scones it IS !!  | |
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I found him too and I love him. I am very thankful he is in my life. | |
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[Reconsidered & snipped it. - deebee] [Edited 11/2/04 13:13pm] "Not everything that is faced can be changed; but nothing can be changed until it is faced." - James Baldwin | |
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I found Satan behind mine  | |
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subhuman09 said: I FOUND JESUS!!!!
It's true! He was hiding behind the couch. [Edited 11/2/04 4:20am]  I knew this thread was going to say something like that.
Speaking of finding Jesus, once a long time ago, my mom and my brothers were in the grocery store (this may have even been before I was born, not sure). Anyway, my brothers wandered off while my mom was shopping, then they came running back to her all excited. They said, "Mom, we just saw Jesus! He's in the grocery store!" This story still cracks me up. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: I found him too and I love him. I am very thankful he is in my life.
I thought his name was David.  | |
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why can there be a thread mocking christians but anything else against a certain type of religion is removed or locked ? favortism mabye ?
 [Edited 11/2/04 12:29pm] "It's just the internet" | |
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I am so glad that he is in my life.
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sag10 said: I am so glad that he is in my life.
Jesus Jesus will save all ur souls and u have 2 do is believe in his power. Self gratification is never has important then the love of christ, when u know he is above u and love u unselfishly, Don't settle 4 anything less. this worlds won't be here 4ever. [Edited 11/2/04 12:34pm] "It's just the internet" | |
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Prince found Jesus 2 we could spend hours talking about the bible [Edited 11/2/04 12:36pm] "It's just the internet" | |
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ElectricLover said: Prince found Jesus 2
In Larry Graham's back pocket! [Edited 11/2/04 12:38pm] | |
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