I FOUND JESUS!!!!

Reply #31 posted 11/02/04 4:46am

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Vanglorious... this is protected by the red, the black, and the green. With a key... sissy!

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Reply #32 posted 11/02/04 4:47am

subhuman09	Dancelot said: subhuman09 said: Sir, it's still just me. Well I'm afraid I shan't be posting on your thread sir, as I've absolutely no confidence in anyone involved in it!
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Reply #33 posted 11/02/04 4:47am

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subhuman09 said:

AndGodCreatedMe said:

Ask him why I couldn't get the day off mad

I tried-and Jesus wouldn't tell me why I only had 2 days off this week.

I asked him again and he told me I had expired.

Scared me a bit, cause I was still breathing.

Then I realized I was talking to a parking meter.

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(Things'll get better, AGCM-hang in there.)

Tell Jesus he can he can kiss my censored

A parking meter? neutral

(I know subbie wink

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Reply #34 posted 11/02/04 4:48am

subhuman09	Heavenly said: maybe he was checking your couch, to see how it was built. you know, he's gotta stay updated on carpentry or people will stop ordering from him. You think?
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Reply #35 posted 11/02/04 4:48am

subhuman09	POSTDOMINANT said: subhuman09 said: Do you have to buy it dinner first? Yea, but they are not fussy on restaurant choice, anywhere a la carte is usually sufficient. Veal?
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Reply #36 posted 11/02/04 4:51am

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subhuman09 said:

POSTDOMINANT said:

Yea, but they are not fussy on restaurant choice, anywhere a la carte is usually sufficient.

Veal?

For those of you who missed my shiny helmet....

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Reply #37 posted 11/02/04 4:56am

subhuman09	POSTDOMINANT said: subhuman09 said: Veal?
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Reply #38 posted 11/02/04 5:06am

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subhuman09 said:

He was hiding behind the couch.
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did you find any cheez-its in your couch?

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Reply #39 posted 11/02/04 5:08am

subhuman09	Christopher said: subhuman09 said: He was hiding behind the couch. [Edited 11/2/04 4:20am] did you find any cheez-its in your couch? A couple-and some fries! (Ashlee's talent was back there too-and a small dwarf named Earl who smelled of spices and cheap bourbon.)
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Reply #40 posted 11/02/04 5:10am

RocknRollDave	subhuman09 said: It's true! He was hiding behind the couch. [Edited 11/2/04 4:20am] Is't it about now that some cheerless moron replies with: " Erm, shouldn't this be under Politics and Religion?" .....?
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Reply #41 posted 11/02/04 5:11am

subhuman09	RocknRollDave said: Is't it about now that some cheerless moron replies with: " Erm, shouldn't this be under Politics and Religion?" .....? I hold you in a higher regard than that. (Make me a sammich.)
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Reply #42 posted 11/02/04 5:14am

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subhuman09 said:

Christopher said:

did you find any cheez-its in your couch?

A couple-and some fries!

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(Ashlee's talent was back there too-and a small dwarf named Earl who smelled of spices and cheap bourbon.)

ashlee needs her earrings...shes late for work!

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Reply #43 posted 11/02/04 5:20am

RocknRollDave	As a non-believer, I fail to accept that you found Jesus behind your sofa.... Come on, admit it ,you bumped into him down the pub, didn't ya? Ask him if he'll turn a coupla bottles of Perrier into lager for me, won't ya?
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Reply #44 posted 11/02/04 5:23am

subhuman09	Christopher said: subhuman09 said: A couple-and some fries! (Ashlee's talent was back there too-and a small dwarf named Earl who smelled of spices and cheap bourbon.) ashlee needs her earrings...shes late for work! Billy will be made Assistant Manager if she's late again!!!
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Reply #45 posted 11/02/04 5:26am

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As a non-believer, I fail to accept that you found Jesus behind your sofa.... pout

Come on, admit it ,you bumped into him down the pub, didn't ya? biggrin

Ask him if he'll turn a coupla bottles of Perrier into lager for me, won't ya? beer

Everyone automatically assumed it was that Jesus.

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He says to give the Perrier to the dog, wait a bit and your beer will happen soon enough.

I'm not sure what he means, but I think he can tell I cheated him at pool-cause we were at the pub, but he really didn't seem to get drunk or anything, which makes me wonder.

That or he's drinking cider again.

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Reply #46 posted 11/02/04 5:29am

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subhuman09 said:

Christopher said:

ashlee needs her earrings...shes late for work!

Billy will be made Assistant Manager if she's late again!!!

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"billy that is so gross! omg do not eat peoples fries!"

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Reply #47 posted 11/02/04 5:32am

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i don't mind being made fun of 4 being chrisitan.througout history christians was always prosecuted, murder, killed. so i guess i wouldn't be anything different. u don't see me knocing non believers but hey... christians must have something in order 4 a group of people 2 hate us all. smile

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Reply #48 posted 11/02/04 5:32am

Christopher said:

subhuman09 said:

Billy will be made Assistant Manager if she's late again!!!

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"billy that is so gross! omg do not eat peoples fries!"

"But I need them! I can't afford to buy groceries cause of my medical bills!

They should mark the grease trap with a big "THIS IS HOT" sticker cause it hurts! I should sue, you know. Ashlee why are you dancing under the industrial microwave?

ASHLEE DON'T HIT THAT BUTTON!!! OH MY GOD!!!!"

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Reply #49 posted 11/02/04 5:33am

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Jesus said they only hate me coz i tell the truth smile

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Reply #50 posted 11/02/04 5:33am

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BINGO ! There we go, there's always ONE who takes it faaaaar too seriously..

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Reply #51 posted 11/02/04 5:35am

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subhuman09 said:

Christopher said:

"billy that is so gross! omg do not eat peoples fries!"

"billy,can you take her order? i dropped my hello kitty glitter and i need to find it before that bitch lisa does!!! omgg":

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Reply #52 posted 11/02/04 5:37am

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You're thinking I'm making fun of you for being Christian?

It's just a dumb joke-nothing more.

People shouldn't try to read into anything-I have nothing against people and their beliefs-just the ones that try to push theirs on everybody else (Christian and non) is where I have the problem.

Really though-just sit back and enjoy a stupid thread, ok?

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Reply #53 posted 11/02/04 5:38am

subhuman09	ElectricLover said: Jesus said they only hate me coz i tell the truth Read my first response.
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Reply #54 posted 11/02/04 5:39am

RocknRollisali ve	ElectricLover said: i don't mind being made fun of 4 being chrisitan.througout history christians was always prosecuted, murder, killed. so i guess i wouldn't be anything different. u don't see me knocing non believers but hey... christians must have something in order 4 a group of people 2 hate us all. [Edited 11/2/04 5:32am]
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Reply #55 posted 11/02/04 5:40am

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no sense 2 preaching 2 non believers
but hey i guess u want 2 reap in bad soil
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Reply #56 posted 11/02/04 5:40am

subhuman09	Christopher said: "billy,can you take her order? i dropped my hello kitty glitter and i need to find it before that bitch lisa does!!! omgg": "I took the last 5 orders cause you said you felt bloated! What the hell? Is your acid reflux acting up again-is that why you won't work drive thru?"
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Reply #57 posted 11/02/04 5:42am

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if u did not believe i wasn't a threat i guess u would b more cautios, but like i say u all gonna do what u want, so stuck on believing i am the idoit, don't say i didn't tell u soo i try 2 warn people ahead of time, they never listen, never,
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Reply #58 posted 11/02/04 5:43am

Mach	subhuman09 said: It's true! He was hiding behind the couch. [Edited 11/2/04 4:20am] crap ... no one told me he was lost !
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Reply #59 posted 11/02/04 5:45am

ElectricLover said:

I don't think you're an idiot-I think you're taking this entire stupid thing way too seriously, yes.

What did you tell me before hand exactly?

The cryptic thing works for Prince, but you're not Prince, let's talk normally, how 'bout it-I know you can do it.

I'm absolutely open-minded, but this isn't P&R-this is stupid dumb joke time.

I can't help it if you got offended-but it's not the intention-it's just something that popped in my head.

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