It's true!



He was hiding behind the couch.
[Edited 11/2/04 4:20am]

i found a 20p hiding behind my couch

Your couch is quite old then?

lollyp0p said:

Did you buy a CD?



(Will you buy me one? Two? Seven?)

congrats! but I'm more interested in that chick with him

Kayleigh said:

My Couch Is Before All This.

2 B Free Is 2 B Behind The Couch.

and Bootlegs,

Prince

subhuman09 said:

with 20p i can't buy a bag of crisps

stepping back cus u gonna catch a thunderbolt up ya arse

Cloudbuster said:

MrSmoketoomuch said:

They're a cute couple.

Divine inspiration my ass...

*checks behind couch again*

Nope-no girls-I did find a quite curvy ball of lint though.

Is it your turn to hide now, get Jesus to count to 100.

lollyp0p said:

Just play with the zeros.



(Ok, that's sort of an Org joke too.)

TheRealFiness said:

Come on-at least somebody must've wondered-you can find anything behind your couch!

PREDOMINANT said:

Jesus counts in infinity-makes the game a pain in the ass.

MrSmoketoomuch said:

I knew I wasn't the only one-I bet his was that crazy guy named Larry that thinks he's Jesus Ortega, the poker king of New Mexico.

subhuman09 said:

I heard he cheats clames they were acts of god or somesuch

Ask him why I couldn't get the day off

subhuman09 said:

can you ask jesus if he would be kind enough to make my germs go away i feel poorly

PREDOMINANT said:

Do you really need a tornado during the middle of it?

It's just a distraction anyway.

Just pisses off the milk pigs-




Jeebus done kicked my ass edit.
[Edited 11/2/04 4:34am]

AndGodCreatedMe said:

I tried-and Jesus wouldn't tell me why I only had 2 days off this week.

I asked him again and he told me I had expired.

Scared me a bit, cause I was still breathing.

Then I realized I was talking to a parking meter.



(Things'll get better, AGCM-hang in there.)

subhuman09 said:

But the milk pigs scare him, I find, inside a milk pig is the best place to hind when playing with JC they intimidate him

subhuman09 said:

yes, so both Jesus' were found then. jolly good, jolly good.

lollyp0p said:

Jesus says you're being tested.

I think he was bored maybe, but you're being tested.

You are to become a germ warfare expert, as having children you are a certified candidate for at least 7 diplomas in this field.

He asks you only write legibly.

As for me, I think he's just being silly.

He says hope you feel better-and to watch more cartoons.

MrSmoketoomuch said:

Sir, it's still just me.

POSTDOMINANT said:

Do you have to buy it dinner first?

subhuman09 said:

i just want to feel better

but thanks

subhuman09 said:

Well I'm afraid I shan't be posting on your thread sir, as I've absolutely no confidence in anyone involved in it!

maybe he was checking your couch, to see how it was built.
you know, he's gotta stay updated on carpentry or people will stop ordering from him.