Who's the most absolute worst-est cook on the Org? And I don't just mean "who doesn't like to cook", because I know a lot of people who hate cooking but can whip up a mean meal all the same.

I'm talking about people who just plain SUCK at preparing food. And I want an example of the worst food you ever cooked.

Since I asked the question I will disqualify myself, but the worst food I ever made was when I thought it would be tasty to mix blueberry pancake syrup with Ramen Noodles.

you cought me.

Anxiety said:

where you stoned ????? cuz, that sounds HORRIBLE !!!!

Heavenly said:

what's the grossest meal you made?

nakedpianoplayer said:

i was sober as a judge, i'm afraid.

Well, my food never really sucked, because I can follow guides, but I don't really know how to cook by myself. I'll just add everything together that feels like will taste ok, and hope for the best.

Anxiety said:

that's just sick and wrong.

I tend to be a good cook. One recipe I made which absolutely failes was for "applesauce yum yums." These were a vegan cookie and I thought they sounded good, but they turned out AWFUL. Violett was baking with me and we tried everything we could to fix 'em, including making them non-vegan but there was no hope. They all ended up in the trash. Yuckers.

Anxiety said:

I must be crazy or something, because that ramen noodles thing doesn't sound so bad to me.

All I know how to make is spaghetti, but when I do make it it's pretty tasty.

Natisse said:

ok, what was the grossest food you've made?

endorphin74 said:

how did you make them non-vegan, did you stuff them with ground beef?

Anxiety said:

toad.

endorphin74 said:

meaty applesauce yum yums.

Sometimes I like to concoct up some recipe (depends what's in the kitchen to throw together). Turns out pretty awsome at being inventive.

I nearly killed a girlfriend with a meal I made for her. Can't remember what was in it actually.
I do remember throwing in meat and flour.....came out all sticky.

althom said:

What about your one-handed spaghetti?

CanvasBeauty said:

Oh yeah! That's pretty good!
I'm a better cook now.....that meat thing was when I was 18.

althom said:

Well, it was sweet of you to try then. I don't think a jury would have convicted you of murder.

CanvasBeauty said:

Yeah.....well.....she ate some of it, but I could tell she hated it. She never let me cook for her again.

althom said:

aww... (smart girl )

figures althom would walk away with the prize on this thread.

Anxiety said:

What do I get?

Cooking lessons would be nice!

althom said:

Sweet talk the wife into teaching you. Oh, if that is too embarrassing, offer to help her prepare a meal (this will impress the socks off her ).

luv4u said:

That's not a prize!!!!

althom said:

You wanna learn to cook or what metal man

luv4u said:

I want a prize!!!

althom said:

Cripes!! What? a massage

luv4u said:

althom said:

Start talking the talk.