althom said:

CanvasBeauty said:

Is that what althom looks like after he removes all that metal gear?

luv4u said:

althom said:

here's a lovely painting i selected just for you:



there's your stinkin' prize.















oh, and you get a too

Anxiety said:

I think this would be appropriate...

Im pretty good for what it's worth, cause i'm fussy and i have to make thingz nicely...or i'll just go without (if mum didn't make anything ) ...I haven't had anything really tragic...but i do remember once when i was 18...i really wanted spaghetti napolitana...now i've made this before, and it was naaaaze, but this time i had a bad case of hayfever...and my concentration was whacked cause i kept sneezing like there was no tommorowz ...so the sauce ended up watery...and when I started eating it...to top off my symptoms of hayfever..i began to badly choke on a bay leaf It wasnt funny at da time..it scared da crap out of me cause i couldnt cough it out and no one was around to thump me on da back...it was a tragic scene datz for surez

i can't cook

i try, and i can kinda work the microwave so soup is a good meal for me to sort out

i once nearly burnt the house down boiling pasta

i either under cook things or over cook them,

i don't understand why it's so hard

I can cook.

I make salsa, pasta, philly cheese steaks, nachos, nothing too fancy.

I also enjoy making Orange Julius dranks (I have my own recipe I made myself), Cherry Limeade, long walks on the beach, snuggling with penguins, free CDs, wonderful DVDs on sale, the warm inviting glow of a computer monitor that never knows what it quite does to you yet is intoxicating in the love that dare not speak its name yet feels so good except for that little aftershock on the back of the monitor that makes you shoot across the room yet you feel quite alright when you wake up and there's a large woman named Bernice who claims to be from the government but you still see her Pizza Hut apron on and she tells you she's here to take the pain away and you think it's all a dream but you realize you're not wearing your pants-why are you dressed in a duck costume won't Elton John be jealous and who really knows what size heels those are-and my how they bring out your eyes and "Would you please hold this it'll only hurt for a moment" and then you see yourself dancing on the ceiling even though Lionel has fallen and broken his hip and Nicole is trying to sell him for bleach and why do the chickens taste so funny this season-are they freebasing drugs again? Colonel Sanders would be pissed if he didn't work at Wendy's all those years....

I love cooking but I have had some disasters in my time. Just playing with what you have left in the fridge, especially in the winter when you can't be arsed to go out. Most of my disasters emanate from mayonnaise. It works really well for something like tuna pasta so I figure it will go in most sauces when you don't have cream or yoghurt. This is not true! It is not good on top of chocolate cake!

PREDOMINANT said:

billyjackbitch said:

It is fine when orgers I know bate me with "him" but you? Pleased to meet you BTW, but keep that goddam guy of my quotes :mrgeen:

im not that bad of a cook,i can do some work in the kitchen.. but hey i watch the food network. soooo lol

after my paella incident i thought i was a prety bad cook but since i've been living on my own i've gotten much better. thank goodness or else i'd be starving.

It aint' me.. i dont toot my own horn, but i know my cooking rocks!

BabyCakes said:

You just tooted!

I'm a contender. Though I think the worst thing I ever made wasn't really my fault. I was following a recipe for Phad Thai, and most of the sauce consisted of ketchup. It tasted like. . .ketchup on rice noodles. Gawd fucking awful. You'd THINK it might have occured to me that Thai people probably don't use a whole lot of ketchup and not to get my hopes up (or follow that recipe, for that matter), but. . .

subhuman09 said:

I burnt soup

OdysseyMiles said:

I kinda did toot... didn't I... Sorry...

I was baby sitting my sisters boys and thought I would make them a good meal.

So I cooked chicken, salad and vegetable, and mashed potatoes.

Well, I made the mashed potatoes a little to lumpy. I thought they will never notice... They didn't comment, until my sister picked them up..

They were like, mom Aunt Yoli made us lumpy mashed potatoes... it was kind of funny..

It's me

I burn macaroni and cheese in the microwave...it always comes out soggy to. I can not cook grilled cheese either without burning it black.