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Who's The Worst Cook On The Org? Who's the most absolute worst-est cook on the Org? And I don't just mean "who doesn't like to cook", because I know a lot of people who hate cooking but can whip up a mean meal all the same.
I'm talking about people who just plain SUCK at preparing food. And I want an example of the worst food you ever cooked. Since I asked the question I will disqualify myself, but the worst food I ever made was when I thought it would be tasty to mix blueberry pancake syrup with Ramen Noodles. | |
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you cought me. | |
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Anxiety said: the worst food I ever made was when I thought it would be tasty to mix blueberry pancake syrup with Ramen Noodles.
where you stoned ????? cuz, that sounds HORRIBLE !!!! One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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Heavenly said: you cought me.
what's the grossest meal you made? | |
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nakedpianoplayer said: Anxiety said: the worst food I ever made was when I thought it would be tasty to mix blueberry pancake syrup with Ramen Noodles.
where you stoned ????? cuz, that sounds HORRIBLE !!!! i was sober as a judge, i'm afraid. | |
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Well, my food never really sucked, because I can follow guides, but I don't really know how to cook by myself. I'll just add everything together that feels like will taste ok, and hope for the best. | |
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Anxiety said: nakedpianoplayer said: where you stoned ????? cuz, that sounds HORRIBLE !!!! i was sober as a judge, i'm afraid. that's just sick and wrong. | |
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that would be me | |
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I tend to be a good cook. One recipe I made which absolutely failes was for "applesauce yum yums." These were a vegan cookie and I thought they sounded good, but they turned out AWFUL. Violett was baking with me and we tried everything we could to fix 'em, including making them non-vegan but there was no hope. They all ended up in the trash. Yuckers. | |
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Anxiety said: Who's the most absolute worst-est cook on the Org? And I don't just mean "who doesn't like to cook", because I know a lot of people who hate cooking but can whip up a mean meal all the same.
I'm talking about people who just plain SUCK at preparing food. And I want an example of the worst food you ever cooked. Since I asked the question I will disqualify myself, but the worst food I ever made was when I thought it would be tasty to mix blueberry pancake syrup with Ramen Noodles. I must be crazy or something, because that ramen noodles thing doesn't sound so bad to me. All I know how to make is spaghetti, but when I do make it it's pretty tasty. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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Natisse said: that would be me
ok, what was the grossest food you've made? | |
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endorphin74 said: I tend to be a good cook. One recipe I made which absolutely failes was for "applesauce yum yums." These were a vegan cookie and I thought they sounded good, but they turned out AWFUL. Violett was baking with me and we tried everything we could to fix 'em, including making them non-vegan but there was no hope. They all ended up in the trash. Yuckers.
how did you make them non-vegan, did you stuff them with ground beef? | |
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Anxiety said: endorphin74 said: I tend to be a good cook. One recipe I made which absolutely failes was for "applesauce yum yums." These were a vegan cookie and I thought they sounded good, but they turned out AWFUL. Violett was baking with me and we tried everything we could to fix 'em, including making them non-vegan but there was no hope. They all ended up in the trash. Yuckers.
how did you make them non-vegan, did you stuff them with ground beef? toad. | |
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endorphin74 said: Anxiety said: how did you make them non-vegan, did you stuff them with ground beef? toad. meaty applesauce yum yums. | |
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Sometimes I like to concoct up some recipe (depends what's in the kitchen to throw together). Turns out pretty awsome at being inventive. Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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I nearly killed a girlfriend with a meal I made for her. Can't remember what was in it actually.
I do remember throwing in meat and flour.....came out all sticky. | |
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althom said: I nearly killed a girlfriend with a meal I made for her. Can't remember what was in it actually.
I do remember throwing in meat and flour.....came out all sticky. What about your one-handed spaghetti? THE ORGER OTHERWISE KNOWN AS APPLEKISSES | |
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CanvasBeauty said: althom said: I nearly killed a girlfriend with a meal I made for her. Can't remember what was in it actually.
I do remember throwing in meat and flour.....came out all sticky. What about your one-handed spaghetti? Oh yeah! That's pretty good! I'm a better cook now.....that meat thing was when I was 18. | |
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althom said: CanvasBeauty said: What about your one-handed spaghetti? Oh yeah! That's pretty good! I'm a better cook now.....that meat thing was when I was 18. Well, it was sweet of you to try then. I don't think a jury would have convicted you of murder. THE ORGER OTHERWISE KNOWN AS APPLEKISSES | |
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CanvasBeauty said: althom said: Oh yeah! That's pretty good! I'm a better cook now.....that meat thing was when I was 18. Well, it was sweet of you to try then. I don't think a jury would have convicted you of murder. Yeah.....well.....she ate some of it, but I could tell she hated it. She never let me cook for her again. | |
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althom said: CanvasBeauty said: Well, it was sweet of you to try then. I don't think a jury would have convicted you of murder. Yeah.....well.....she ate some of it, but I could tell she hated it. She never let me cook for her again. aww... (smart girl ) THE ORGER OTHERWISE KNOWN AS APPLEKISSES | |
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figures althom would walk away with the prize on this thread. | |
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Anxiety said: figures althom would walk away with the prize on this thread.
What do I get? Cooking lessons would be nice! | |
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althom said: Anxiety said: figures althom would walk away with the prize on this thread.
What do I get? Cooking lessons would be nice! Sweet talk the wife into teaching you. Oh, if that is too embarrassing, offer to help her prepare a meal (this will impress the socks off her ). Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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luv4u said: althom said: What do I get? Cooking lessons would be nice! Sweet talk the wife into teaching you. Oh, if that is too embarrassing, offer to help her prepare a meal (this will impress the socks off her ). That's not a prize!!!! | |
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althom said: luv4u said: Sweet talk the wife into teaching you. Oh, if that is too embarrassing, offer to help her prepare a meal (this will impress the socks off her ). That's not a prize!!!! You wanna learn to cook or what metal man Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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luv4u said: althom said: That's not a prize!!!! You wanna learn to cook or what metal man I want a prize!!! | |
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althom said: luv4u said: You wanna learn to cook or what metal man I want a prize!!! Cripes!! What? a massage Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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luv4u said: althom said: I want a prize!!! Cripes!! What? a massage | |
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althom said: luv4u said: Cripes!! What? a massage Start talking the talk. Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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