I don't get a chance to go out drinking very often anymore but I can definetly relate to some of these...of course only cause I've witnessed other girls doing them


20 Ways For Women To Tell That They've Had A Little Much To Drink

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.

2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling "WOO-HOO!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.



3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it too.



4. In my last trip to pee, I realize I now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.



5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. submarine on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.



6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.



7. I get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "Oh my God! I love this song!"



8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.



9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.



10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.


11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.


12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.



13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.



14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.

15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."


16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.



17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.



18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.



19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.


20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight.
[Edited 10/29/04 16:17pm]

That reminds me. It's my Mum's birthday tomorrow.

Number 6 is why I don't really drink....anymore.

I do some of these when I'm sober...

PurpleThunder said:

I do!!!!

Sweeny79 said:

Hey, wait: You said you loved me!

I show my tits alot when I get drunk

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Are you drinking now?

althom said:

Why yes I am...Malibu and Pepsi

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Get the camera out then!

althom said:

You wish

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

althom said:

I am telling your wife

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

althom said:

Althoms gonna be in trouble.

..... This also relates to men! ..... (apart from the Hooker bit)

I don't drink so much that I would do any of those things, I have always been quite careful with my drinking because I get too easily too drunk and it's not my favorite thing to throw up in corners.

Sweeny79 said:

meow85 said:

Me too!! But when people look at me funny I tell them Im drunk! lol

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Check out the guy on the left!

Number 10.....why does drink have that effect..???
I turn into superstar-disco-dancer and i do pull it off.....

I LOVE DRINKING>SO CHEERS AS I RAISE MY VODKA AND COKE AND JUMP UP AND DOWN ON MY SOFA

ThreadBare said:

I do!!!!

Nemo said:

Cheers!

Adisa said:

....erm... no thanks.... I'm a little busy checking the lady in the centre of the photo.... and indeed.... the one on the right.....

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

I moon people

Nikster said:

I make macaroni art of her mooning people.

RocknRollisalive said:

senik said:

On the subject of camel toe.....

http://cameltoe.bolt.com/...prince.jpg