The Incident by: subby, age 9.:

When I was a sophomore in high school I didn't quite have a car yet so I had to ride the bus.

One day one of my friends and I were horsing around in the back of the bus, just being idiot guys pushing each other and joking around.

Well I guess I got a little too carried away and I pushed him harder than I should have. Now keep in mind that I was much taller than my friend (he was a little guy) and well he fell against the back of the bus.

I felt bad about it-but I didn't really have time to react, because with the case in had in his hand he nailed me in the left side of my forehead.

At first I was laughing it off-"Oh well, my stupid mistake-he was just reacting."

I chuckled and sat down. To my surprise my forehead starting gushing down my face, covering my glasses and the bus seat, the floor and most anything around me.

It didn't hurt-I just mostly kind of sat there and just marveled at it going-"Wow. Somebody better clean that up."

Around me though-the reaction was a little bit crazier. People were going apeshit. Screaming, freaking out and above all that just staring.

My friend at this point had turned about 20 different shades of white.

On top of this-the bus hadn't even left the school parking lot.

I was rushed inside, still bleeding into the nurses office where I heard teachers and staff muttering about "Is he going to sue?" and "How can he not have passed out?".

They panicked and got the blood toweled off. My dad came and picked me up-went to the doctor where I got stiched up all while being sarcastic as hell about it-the doctor was pretty surprised.

I had to go to detention for a few days for horsing around on the bus-and after that my friends all told me to:

"WATCH OUT FOR FLYING s!!!!"

A true story by subby.

subhuman09 said:

oh my god

lol

Blood is no joke!


Ok...Subby already knows this one...but, here it goes...


I spend Saturday over at my brother's farm and my nephew (who is 14) had a bunch of his friends over for a hayride. Well, he thinks it's really cool to drink coffee and we were making espresso, so he was asking for some and then went out to play with his buddies.
A few hours later when he came in I asked him if he wanted some coffee and he said "no" and that he wasn't drinking it anymore and no more soda either. I asked him why and he said that his friend Tyler told him that "it's bad for your balls"
Sooo...I asked Dr. Tyler where he'd gotten his info from and he told me that he has a P.U.B.E. in Ballology

applekisses said:

I don't get it!

althom said:

a P.U.B.E. (pube) instead of a Ph.D. or an M.D. ...get it?

applekisses said:

Oh! Ok!

althom said:

Did that disturb you?

applekisses said:

No!

althom said:

meow85 said:

I wanted to become one with your post btw.

I'm working on osmosis next.



(Simple and efficient!)

DID U EVER HEAR ABOUT THE MAGIC TRACTOR?






IT WENT DOWN THE ROAD.....AND TURNED INTO A FIELD.....
[Edited 11/1/04 23:33pm]

damnedifido said:

Oh my, thats bad... Did your little'n tell you that one ? Bless her !

How're things, senik?

Two cows in a field. One says to the other, "Have you heard ll this stuff about mad cow disease, it's distressing huh?". The other one says, "What you talkin' to me for? I'm a helicopter".

..... Ahh bollocks to ya

senik said:

That's great!

Things're pretty good-bracing for the election today-already voted early, but no telling how this one is gonna go, could be a tie, but I hope not.

I'm trying to meet my weekly overdose of the Org-if I don't post, I'll die.

Well you keep posting away my son coz your jokes are ALL THAT!

Rezpec' Subby