I've had the "Lumberjack song" stuck in my head all morning

oohh, that's bad... I'm afraid the only psossible cure for this still is to cut your head of

I've had the "Lumberjack song" stuck in my head all morning

TheRealFiness said:

at least it wasnt..." jack off the lumberjack " song

TheRealFiness said:

if you eat a mcgriddle it goes away.

Christopher said:

dont make me put you in the ass file with Cloudy

Mach said:

who told

and now an exercise for the German class



Ich bin ein Holzfaeller und fuehl mich stark,
Ich schlaf des Nachts und hack am Tag.

Er ist ein Holzfaeller und fuehlt sich stark,
Er schlaeft des Nachts und hackt am Tag.

Ich faelle Baeume, ich ess mein Brot,
Ich geh auf das WC,
Am Mittwoch geh ich shopping,
Kau Kekse zum Kaffee.

Er faellt die Baeume, er isst sein Brot,
Er geht auf das WC,
Am Mittwoch geht er shopping,
Kaut Kekse zum Kaffee.
Er ist ein Holzfaeller und fuehlt sich stark,
Er schlaeft des Nachts und hackt am Tag.

Ich faelle Baeume und huepf und spring,
Steck Blumen in die Vas
Ich schluepf in Frauenkleider
Und luemmel mich in Bars.

Er faellt die Baeume, er huepft und springt,
Steckt Blumen in die Vas
Er schluepft in Frauenkleider
Und luemmelt sich in Bars?
Er ist ein Holzfaeller und fuehlt sich stark,
Er schlaeft des Nachts und hackt am Tag.

Ich faelle Baeume, trag Stoeckelschuh
Und Strumpf und Buestenhalter.
Waer gern ein kleines Maedchen
So wie mein Onkel Walter.

Er faellt die Baeume, traegt Stoeckelschuh
Und Strumpf und Buestenhalter?
Waer gern ein kleines Maedchen
So wie mein Onkel Walter!



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[Edited 11/3/04 5:32am]

MrSmoketoomuch said:

Mach said:

ich kann mit einem Eierloeffel Fledermause toeten

MrSmoketoomuch said:

WTF ?

did you just hit on me ?

Mach said:

no no, nothing serious, believe me

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.

Mounties : He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.


Mounties: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

Mounties : He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa


Mounties : He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

Yes, I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) ok-a-y.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.


[Edited 11/3/04 5:28am]

I've had the "Lumberjack song" stuck in my head all morning

Mounties : He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralize,
When I'm between your thighs;
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play,
'Till we're blown away!

ugh, my favorite!!

thanks, subby ... i needed some cheering up!

irresistibleb1tch said:

Definitely one of mine as well!

I voted for the blue M and M.

he was robbed!