The answer, somewhat surprisingly, is 1,141:

1 to change the light bulb and to start a thread that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

156 to threaten to orgnote the mods complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this forum.

41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.

109 to post that this website is not about light bulbs and to please talk about Prince instead.

203 to demand that the smartarses posting links to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the thread saying that we all, even Prince, use light bulbs and therefore the thread **is** relevant to both this forum, and the website in general.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.

3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to Prince which makes light bulbs relevant to this website.

33 to concatenate quotes from all posts to date, and then add "Me Too."

12 to post to the thread that they are deleting their account because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."

4 to suggest that orgers request a light bulb FAQ.

1 to propose a new Prince : Light Bulbs & More forum.

47 to say this was all done before, leave it.

143 votes for Prince : Light Bulbs & More

1 mod to say "This shit is done" and lock the thread.

You forgot the 50-odd people whom would discuss how much they like to watch people screw. Lightbulbs.

BinaryJustin said:

dang was just getting ready to post a thread

" how to have sex with a light bulb "

This is the best math problem I've ever read.

BinaryJustin said:

You're right.

Make that 1191 orgers to change a light bulb, 50 of whom are odd.

AsylumUtopia said:

Only 50? Now I know that math is wrong!

me too.

lillith said:

i had to figure out where i would fit into the equation.

btw...funny as hell

Don't forget is also takes

1 Althom to call 2the9's an idiot

1 BKW to stand by and have a beer

1 2th9's to start a club on lightbulb books

1 Istenszek to appear and stay unnoticed

1 Cloudbuster to

1 Christopher to bring some mung

1 Redfeathers to start a thread about anal insertion of lightbulbs

1 Subhuman to post pictures of lightbulbs in old tv shows


I think that about wraps it up.

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

that would include me.

I think you miscounted.
I got 1142.

You forgot:
1 AsianBomb777 to ask if any of us have ever stuck a light bulb up our ass and if so, did it enlighten us.

irresistibleb1tch said:

I didn't know my brother hangs out here.

superspaceboy said:

IstenSzek said:

IstenSzek said:

That's about right.

Yeah were all abunch of regular fuckin genius's arnt we?

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: