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PrintableSnowQueen said: Fleshofmyflesh said: I met my Queen in the Snow
To Minneapolis I wanted to go She showed me around A real funky town She's a bad ass chick, fo' sho'  Flesh
That is the first (and only!) poem I've ever gotten here on the Org! Thank you! I am going to try to come up with a limerick for you but I'm no poet, so be prepared for my attempt to stink!  My pleasure, Doll. Take your time. It'll come. | |
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Anxiety said: irresistibleb1tch said: there once was an orger named Anx
who went to a great bit of length to mod P and R, a fabulous lib'ral by far this one Nader Raider gives thanks!  awww shuckie duckies, thanks! (only i'm not a mod in P&R...  ) my bad... | |
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There once was an orger named Matt
Who came to live at my flat He's kinky in bed And gives really good head And that's more than I should say of that  | |
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There once was an orger called Cloudy
Who's been known to get pretty rowdy He's obsesssed with scat And is kind of a brat Still, to him I'd like to say "Howdy!" 
Wow, that was bad.  | |
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We all know there's an orger named Prince
We're glad he's now known as Prince since He once changed his name People thought him insane When he asked us to please call him 0(+> | |
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There once was a great Org Invasion
'Twas a twisted and funky occasion We drank a whole lot And looked so freakin' hot That a sequel will need no persuasion Hey, I tried. | |
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There once was an orger named Teller
An unfortunate co-Quaidbowl-dweller People asked for his head And wished he'd drop dead So I let him come hide in my cellar  | |
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There once was an orger called 'borgman
Who smelled like an old man's bed pan He says I fuck muppets Between sucking meat puppets And still I worship and adore the man  | |
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Enough. | |
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I'm cracking up over here | |
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I once knew a gal named Redfeathers
Who had shoes for wet and fine weathers Mostly high heels with such class And what a great piece of ass Two of life’s more finest of pleasures For those of you who missed my shiny helmet.... | |
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tackam said: There once was an orger called Cloudy
Who's been known to get pretty rowdy He's obsesssed with scat And is kind of a brat Still, to him I'd like to say "Howdy!"
Wow, that was bad. | |
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I now know a chap called cloudbuster
I tried with all I could muster Two flatter him in rhyme But I ain’t got the time So you’ll have to make do with this duster  For those of you who missed my shiny helmet.... | |
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Now where is that orger JD
He’s not here that much, you see With his humour and whit I miss that little shit But excuse me I just need to pee. For those of you who missed my shiny helmet.... | |
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POSTDOMINANT said: I now know a chap called cloudbuster
I tried with all I could muster Two flatter him in rhyme But I ain’t got the time So you’ll have to make do with this duster I'll take that duster. | |
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Cloudbuster said: POSTDOMINANT said: I now know a chap called cloudbuster
I tried with all I could muster Two flatter him in rhyme But I ain’t got the time So you’ll have to make do with this duster I'll take that duster. 
Is that duster trying to be Torah Torah? | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said:
Is that duster trying to be Torah Torah? WTF? | |
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Cloudbuster said: JDINTERACTIVE said:
Is that duster trying to be Torah Torah? WTF? JD, explain yerself  For those of you who missed my shiny helmet.... | |
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POSTDOMINANT said: Cloudbuster said: WTF? JD, explain yerself The similarty is uncanny! | |
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these are funny! | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: POSTDOMINANT said: JD, explain yerself The similarty is uncanny! 
Are you OK? For those of you who missed my shiny helmet.... | |
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POSTDOMINANT said: JDINTERACTIVE said: The similarty is uncanny!
Are you OK?  [Edited 11/2/04 6:13am] | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: POSTDOMINANT said:
Are you OK?
[Edited 11/2/04 6:13am] BUT now there’s this guy called JD Who decided to just scream at me I know not for what He must have lost the plot Cus I can’t think what else it might be For those of you who missed my shiny helmet.... | |
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My favourite orger's away
Gone for a couple of day's I'll be sad no more When she walks thru her door And logs back on the org... hooray!  | |
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tackam said: We all know there's an orger named Prince
We're glad he's now known as Prince since He once changed his name People thought him insane When he asked us to please call him 0(+> The Normal Whores Club | |
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OdysseyMiles said: 
HICK-ory, DICK-ory, DOCK.....ahem. OdysseyMiles logged onto the Org Hoping to get a few laughs His posts were ignored And now he's just bored All y'all can kiss my golden a---  Oh my I think I maxed out the HICK-ory, DICK-ory, DOCK theme! 
I'd try another one... Just aim it at Anx! Thats it you can do it! | |
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Anxiety said: althom said: I'm your muse!!!!  i'm not amused.   | |
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Anxiety said: althom said: I'm your muse!!!! i'm not amused. Me neither! | |
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tackam said: There once was an orger called 'borgman
Who smelled like an old man's bed pan He says I fuck muppets Between sucking meat puppets And still I worship and adore the man | |
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there once was an orger named starkitty
who was so hot I wanted her clitty she said no with a firm stance I begged while she danced maybe I should of asked for some titty she's gonna kill me.... | |
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