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Let's do Limericks about our favorite Orgers I'll start:
There once was a Funky Mistress My thread - she tried to dis this But I won't go away, I'm here to stay Hey Funk, you can kiss this 
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Uhhh...this is going over like a fart in church. | |
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There once was a boy named 9s
who could never stop looking at me and Lleena's behinds We caught him twice then sliced and diced his dick like a lime! Oh man! | |
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CarrieLee said: There once was a boy named 9s
who could never stop looking at me and Lleena's behinds We caught him twice then sliced and diced his dick like a lime! Oh man!  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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there once was an orger named Anx
who went to a great bit of length to mod P and R, a fabulous lib'ral by far this one Nader Raider gives thanks!  | |
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I met my Queen in the Snow
To Minneapolis I wanted to go She showed me around A real funky town She's a bad ass chick, fo' sho' | |
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HICK-ory, DICK-ory, DOCK.....ahem. OdysseyMiles logged onto the Org Hoping to get a few laughs His posts were ignored And now he's just bored All y'all can kiss my golden a---  | |
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OdysseyMiles said:
HICK-ory, DICK-ory, DOCK.....ahem. OdysseyMiles logged onto the Org Hoping to get a few laughs His posts were ignored And now he's just bored All y'all can kiss my golden a--- Where's my red pen..... This is NOT a limerick. So not only are you ignored, you're reprimanded. DETENTION!!! | |
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Fleshofmyflesh said: OdysseyMiles said: HICK-ory, DICK-ory, DOCK.....ahem. OdysseyMiles logged onto the Org Hoping to get a few laughs His posts were ignored And now he's just bored All y'all can kiss my golden a--- Where's my red pen..... This is NOT a limerick. So not only are you ignored, you're reprimanded. DETENTION!!!  | |
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There once was a big git named Lleena,
Who wore a poncho to try to appear leaner. But she lacks all kinds of class, And has a big ass, I should know because I done seen 'her. | |
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a pretty poor attempt....however...
There once was an orger named Sin Who tried to woo all the org women his game was all wack haters all give him flack you got me, whore-boy, i'm the only one you'll win. well, maybe Natisse too, and Mach, and... whatever.  you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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There once was a BoSox lovin' twit,
Who limericks are pretty much shit. Hmmm, in the first line I can't spell, But CarrieLee can go to hell, I meant an "a" for the "i," so fix it! | |
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2the9s said: There once was a BoSox lovin' twit,
Who limericks are pretty much shit. Hmmm, in the first line I can't spell, But CarrieLee can go to hell, I meant an "a" for the "i," so fix it! | |
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And these are for your favorite orgers?
Hate to see the ones about your non faves.... | |
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CarrieLee said: There once was a boy named 9s
who could never stop looking at me and Lleena's behinds We caught him twice then sliced and diced his dick like a lime! Oh man! Carrie!  | |
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OdysseyMiles said:
HICK-ory, DICK-ory, DOCK.....ahem. OdysseyMiles logged onto the Org Hoping to get a few laughs His posts were ignored And now he's just bored All y'all can kiss my golden a---  Odyssey! such language!!
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There once was an arse named 2the9s
Who had the most odious rhymes One day at the gym It got too much for him And he exploded on the rowing machine. | |
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Lleena said: There once was an arse named 2the9s
Who had the most odious rhymes One day at the gym It got too much for him And he exploded on the rowing machine. ok that one is funny!  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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lillith said: a pretty poor attempt....however...
There once was an orger named Sin Who tried to woo all the org women his game was all wack haters all give him flack you got me, whore-boy, i'm the only one you'll win. well, maybe Natisse too, and Mach, and... whatever.  | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: there once was an orger named Anx
who went to a great bit of length to mod P and R, a fabulous lib'ral by far this one Nader Raider gives thanks! awww shuckie duckies, thanks! (only i'm not a mod in P&R...  ) | |
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there once was a twit named althom
who farted with such great aplomb he ate jamie farr then gassed P&R and that's why his ass is a bomb. thankyaverrmuch  | |
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Lleena said: There once was an arse named 2the9s
Who had the most odious rhymes One day at the gym It got too much for him And he exploded on the rowing machine.  | |
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Anxiety said: there once was a twit named althom
who farted with such great aplomb he ate jamie farr then gassed P&R and that's why his ass is a bomb. thankyaverrmuch | |
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althom said: Anxiety said: there once was a twit named althom
who farted with such great aplomb he ate jamie farr then gassed P&R and that's why his ass is a bomb. thankyaverrmuch it's scary - the only poetry i've written over the past several months has all been about althom. that's not okay.  | |
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Anxiety said: althom said: it's scary - the only poetry i've written over the past several months has all been about althom. that's not okay. I'm your muse!!!!  | |
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althom said: Anxiety said: it's scary - the only poetry i've written over the past several months has all been about althom. that's not okay. I'm your muse!!!! perhaps couples therapy is in order, gentlemen? | |
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althom said: Anxiety said: it's scary - the only poetry i've written over the past several months has all been about althom. that's not okay. I'm your muse!!!! i'm not amused.  | |
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'Twas once a man named Sinister
Preaching the org gospel like a minister Superstar, manwhore, rat packer and more .....this limerick, I cannot finish her.  NEW WAVE FOREVER: SLAVE TO THE WAVE FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE. | |
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Fleshofmyflesh said: I met my Queen in the Snow
To Minneapolis I wanted to go She showed me around A real funky town She's a bad ass chick, fo' sho'  Flesh
That is the first (and only!) poem I've ever gotten here on the Org! Thank you! I am going to try to come up with a limerick for you but I'm no poet, so be prepared for my attempt to stink! | |
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To Justin
He's hiding behind blinds for eons For just the right neighbour to pee on The right neighbour he finds And now, through the blinds He types , aw man, that was just a typo... it dont rhyme, but what the fuck.... Our dear Justin told me over the Messenger that he was peeing through the blinds, which had me cracking up with REAL LOL. Turns out he meant peePing....lol I liked the first explanation just a lil bit better... | |
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