on another thread, a joke came up about a "witch hunt". That got me thinking, we've never had a true witch hunt here on the Org!

So here it goes! Time to accuse your fellow Orgers of Satanism, witchcraft, withering your crops, putting the "evil eye" on your children, eating babies, sacrificing animals, and meeting Ol' Scratch himself out in the woods! Stoke up the fires!

(oh, I should note, as Grand Inquisitor I am above any blame! I cannot be accused, since God himself charged me with this duty!)

First off, I accuse 2the9s! He's obviously a devotee of the Evil One! No one who likes American Idol that much could really be a good person! He's EVIL! EEEEEVIL I TELL YOU!!!!

Don't wanna hunt anyone down and burn 'em though.

'Cept maybe Juice, simply for not backing up posts.

i say

REDFEATHERS

no matter what her threads are about they are a success i say she is a Witch

lets burn her

or shall we drown her

Now if I was a witch, I would be offended and ask to have this thread locked.

FEDREATHERS said:

but i know you love me and you won't do that

podiumdancer said:

I am just more tolerant than some ppl

FEDREATHERS said:

and you love me

FEDREATHERS said:

Sounds like something a witch would say!!!

BURN HER!!!

Faux said:

Why don't you wanna hunt them down? Not willing to do the work???? Sounds like the attitude a WITCH might have!!

podiumdancer said:

Let's do both!!! Will burn her, then drown her! Or we could drown her, then burn her!!! We should make doubly sure that the bride of Satan is put down!!

JediMaster said:

but if you drown her first it will make it a bit hard to burn her, unless you drown her in petrol

podiumdancer said:

you may be on to something!!!

JediMaster said:

I'm really inventive in my ways of murder I've had a few husbands i have had to ermmmmm get rid of

podiumdancer said:

actually maybe we should get her insured fire and theft first

I'll be burned. I volunteer.

Faux said:

i have matches and some petrol

podiumdancer said:

You're a beautiful person.

Faux said:

thanks but this is really not much of a hunt

I'm a witch. But I'm mostly good.

FunkMistress said:

your not supposed to admit it it's a HUNT



no one is playing right



go and read about the salem witch trials or watch the episode of sabrina the teenage witch which was based on it

Faux said:

Can you text us from inside the fire. I am really curious to know what it must be like, d'you mind? Thanks awfully.

podiumdancer said:

No you didn't say Sabrina.

Screw your stake and your matches! I'm out and proud, baby!

althom is the root of all evil on the Org...his name, backwards, means...uh...mohtal...the King of the eyeball-eating Org Witches.

Mothal

FunkMistress said:

have you cursed me now ???

madminx said:

Sorry, darling, but no. See, we abide by the Threefold Law.

FunkMistress said:

you witches are no fun

madminx said:

Anxiety said:

OMG I was gonna post this!!

OW! My sides!

~ Gretch

FunkMistress said:

She turned me into a newt!







I got better....