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The 'BEAT THAT' Thread Ok, this is how it works, I say something wild, wacky, extrodinary, sexy or sensational that I have done and the next orger must 'beat that' with something better 
I'll start with something small... I once cracked open an egg and it had 2 yolks..BEAT THAT!!  I'll go down on u all night long..it's Automatic 
U will ?!? 
Yes i will Baby  | |
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i once bought a pint of beer - beat that! 
oh, you can't. | |
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I won Prince tickets to his Australian Tour. Beat that. Worlds most beloved Orger
 'm like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat | |
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... I still don't know who the killer is in Saw
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Emancipation88 said: I won Prince tickets to his Australian Tour. Beat that.
I won the 'Come on' single and a poster of Prince on VH1 and had my name on TV...Beat that!! hang on  U won tickets 2 see him live...I have 2 retract my 'beat that'  I'll go down on u all night long..it's Automatic
U will ?!?
Yes i will Baby | |
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i have a gold Blue Peter badge.
beat that.  | |
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Juice said: Emancipation88 said: I won Prince tickets to his Australian Tour. Beat that.
I won the 'Come on' single and a poster of Prince on VH1 and had my name on TV...Beat that!! hang on U won tickets 2 see him live...I have 2 retract my 'beat that'   Worlds most beloved Orger
'm like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat | |
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TheFrog said: i once bought a pint of beer - beat that!
oh, you can't. 
Oh tooo funny!!!! | |
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I have 19,049 posts
Beat That | |
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I met Gallagher once. | |
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TheFrog said: i have a gold Blue Peter badge.
beat that. Ur gold blue peter badge can get U in2 crap places like London Zoo 2 C all the animals but my gold Visa mastercard can get me on a Safari in Kenya 2 blast animals in the head with my long range widow-maker rifle...BEAT THAT I'll go down on u all night long..it's Automatic
U will ?!?
Yes i will Baby | |
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REDFEATHERS said: I have 19,049 posts
Beat That  | |
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subhuman09 said: I met Gallagher once.
Which one....? | |
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REDFEATHERS said: I have 19,049 posts
Beat That Just on your own threads? | |
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RocknRollisalive said: subhuman09 said: I met Gallagher once.
Which one....? 
(The watermelon smashing, Carrot Top of the 80's and some of the 90's.) | |
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Juice said: TheFrog said: i have a gold Blue Peter badge.
beat that. Ur gold blue peter badge can get U in2 crap places like London Zoo 2 C all the animals but my gold Visa mastercard can get me on a Safari in Kenya 2 blast animals in the head with my long range widow-maker rifle...BEAT THAT i have a certificate certifying me as a world record holder. beat that. | |
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subhuman09 said: REDFEATHERS said: I have 19,049 posts
Beat That Just on your own threads? No, on this one too | |
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TheFrog said: Juice said: Ur gold blue peter badge can get U in2 crap places like London Zoo 2 C all the animals but my gold Visa mastercard can get me on a Safari in Kenya 2 blast animals in the head with my long range widow-maker rifle...BEAT THAT i have a certificate certifying me as a world record holder. beat that. How many records can you hold?? I always drop them | |
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TheFrog said: Juice said: Ur gold blue peter badge can get U in2 crap places like London Zoo 2 C all the animals but my gold Visa mastercard can get me on a Safari in Kenya 2 blast animals in the head with my long range widow-maker rifle...BEAT THAT i have a certificate certifying me as a world record holder. beat that. I have a several certificates exclaiming me 2 have criminal records all over the world BEAT That Sit on it & spin  I'll go down on u all night long..it's Automatic
U will ?!?
Yes i will Baby | |
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I drank a cup of tea and had a mars bar at an orgy last week
beat that. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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REDFEATHERS said: TheFrog said: i have a certificate certifying me as a world record holder. beat that. How many records can you hold?? I always hold them between my legs and hum the Benny Hill theme What the fuck?  | |
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subhuman09 said: REDFEATHERS said: How many records can you hold?? I always hold them between my legs and hum the Benny Hill theme What the fuck? 
I WILL post on your thread.. gimme half a chance! | |
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Juice said: TheFrog said: i have a certificate certifying me as a world record holder. beat that. I have a several certificates exclaiming me 2 have criminal records all over the world BEAT That Sit on it & spin i got a kiss off the late, lovely & beautiful caron keating. swivel on that. | |
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IstenSzek said: I drank a cup of tea and had a mars bar at an orgy last week
beat that. I once had a 3some with 2 very very busty Zimbawean girls in Oxford, UK and 1 sucked me off whilst the other gave me a butt licking...then we all had tea..BEAT THAT!!!  I'll go down on u all night long..it's Automatic
U will ?!?
Yes i will Baby | |
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REDFEATHERS said: subhuman09 said: What the fuck?
I WILL post on your thread.. gimme half a chance! Oh it wasn't about that-I was just a bit jealous in my shock. | |
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Juice said: IstenSzek said: I drank a cup of tea and had a mars bar at an orgy last week
beat that. I once had a 3some with 2 very very busty Zimbawean girls in Oxford, UK and 1 sucked me off whilst the other gave me a butt licking...then we all had tea..BEAT THAT!!! who said I had sex at the orgy? beat that and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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last week i had Juice's mama over a dustbin in Bow, east London.
beat that. | |
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TheFrog said: Juice said: I have a several certificates exclaiming me 2 have criminal records all over the world BEAT That Sit on it & spin i got a kiss off the late, lovely & beautiful caron keating. swivel on that. 
Reminds me of a more attractive Katie Couric. | |
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TheFrog said: Juice said: I have a several certificates exclaiming me 2 have criminal records all over the world BEAT That Sit on it & spin i got a kiss off the late, lovely & beautiful caron keating. swivel on that. 
I don't shag dead women ...beat that!!! and while Ur @ it beat Urself round the face 4 being such a fuckin' perv  I'll go down on u all night long..it's Automatic
U will ?!?
Yes i will Baby | |
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TheFrog said: last week i had Juice's mama over a dustbin in Bow, east London.
beat that. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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