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Thread started 10/28/04 9:36pm

Nikster

16 signs your cat may be trying to kill you

    16. Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden.

    15. Unexplained calls to F. Lee Bailey’s 900 number on your bill.

    14. He actually does have your tongue.

    13. You find a stash of "Feline of Fortune" magazines behind the couch.

    12. Cyanide pawprints all over the house.

    11. You wake up to find a bird’s head in your bed.

    10. As the wind blows over the grassy knoll in downtown Dallas, you get a faint whiff of catnip.

    9. Droppings in litter box spell out "REDRUM."

    8. Catch him with a new mohawk looking in the mirror saying, "Mew looking at me? Mew looking at me?"

    7. Takes attentive notes every time "Itchy and Scratchy" are on.

    6. You find blueprints for a Rube Goldberg device that starts with a mouse chased into a hole and ends with flaming oil dumped on your bed.

    5. Has taken a sudden interest in the wood chipper.

    4. Instead of dead birds, leaves cartons of Marlboros on your doorstep.

    3. Ball of yarn playfully tied into a hangman’s noose.

    2. You find a piece of paper labeled "MY WIL" which says: "LEEV AWL 2 KAT."


    ... and the Number 1 Sign Your Cat May Be Planning to Kill You ...


    1. Now sharpens claws on your car’s brake lines.
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Reply #1 posted 10/28/04 9:38pm

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lol That's cute!
RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you.
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Reply #2 posted 10/28/04 9:43pm

conch5184
falloff falloff falloff
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Reply #3 posted 10/28/04 9:46pm

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Hey, what's with all the feline threads tonight falloff falloff thumbs up!

Oh, the shirt, I have not forgotten. It's going out this weekend. Keep an eye out for it.
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Reply #4 posted 10/28/04 9:47pm

Nikster
I'm bored boxed
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Reply #5 posted 10/28/04 9:48pm

luv4u

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Nikster said:

I'm bored boxed



Go change the kitty litter, feed and water the cat. Don't give it a bath.
canada

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REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
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Reply #6 posted 10/28/04 9:49pm

Nikster

luv4u said:

Nikster said:

I'm bored boxed



Go change the kitty litter, feed and water the cat. Don't give it a bath.


I already did.

He tried to take a shower with me today...not a good thing shake
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Reply #7 posted 10/28/04 9:51pm

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Nikster said:

luv4u said:




Go change the kitty litter, feed and water the cat. Don't give it a bath.


I already did.

He tried to take a shower with me today...not a good thing shake


He thinks he is human falloff
canada

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REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
"I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben
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Reply #8 posted 10/28/04 9:52pm

Nikster

luv4u said:

Nikster said:



I already did.

He tried to take a shower with me today...not a good thing shake


He thinks he is human falloff



Well...he sure as hell ain't a loofa.
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Reply #9 posted 10/28/04 9:53pm

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Reply #10 posted 10/28/04 10:08pm

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Nikster said:

luv4u said:



He thinks he is human falloff



Well...he sure as hell ain't a loofa.

lol Hey Nik wave
Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive....
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Reply #11 posted 10/28/04 10:56pm

Nikster

sinister said:

Nikster said:




Well...he sure as hell ain't a loofa.

lol Hey Nik wave


Hey sinister wave
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Reply #12 posted 10/30/04 9:40pm

Nikster

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Oh, the shirt, I have not forgotten. It's going out this weekend. Keep an eye out for it.


I just saw that...woohoo!!! yay!
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Reply #13 posted 10/31/04 11:42am

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Nikster said:

    16. Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden.

    15. Unexplained calls to F. Lee Bailey’s 900 number on your bill.

    14. He actually does have your tongue.

    13. You find a stash of "Feline of Fortune" magazines behind the couch.

    12. Cyanide pawprints all over the house.

    11. You wake up to find a bird’s head in your bed.

    10. As the wind blows over the grassy knoll in downtown Dallas, you get a faint whiff of catnip.

    9. Droppings in litter box spell out "REDRUM."

    8. Catch him with a new mohawk looking in the mirror saying, "Mew looking at me? Mew looking at me?"

    7. Takes attentive notes every time "Itchy and Scratchy" are on.

    6. You find blueprints for a Rube Goldberg device that starts with a mouse chased into a hole and ends with flaming oil dumped on your bed.

    5. Has taken a sudden interest in the wood chipper.

    4. Instead of dead birds, leaves cartons of Marlboros on your doorstep.

    3. Ball of yarn playfully tied into a hangman’s noose.

    2. You find a piece of paper labeled "MY WIL" which says: "LEEV AWL 2 KAT."


    ... and the Number 1 Sign Your Cat May Be Planning to Kill You ...


    1. Now sharpens claws on your car’s brake lines.






lol lol
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Reply #14 posted 10/31/04 1:04pm

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Nikster said:


11. You wake up to find a bird’s head in your bed.



falloff

aaaaah aaaaah aaaaah!

(i am quoting MADHOUSE quoting THE GODFATHER)
yes SIR!
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Reply #15 posted 10/31/04 1:38pm

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Nikster said:



8. Catch him with a new mohawk looking in the mirror saying, "Mew looking at me? Mew looking at me?"


falloff
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