WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY

There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their
asses! I thought the results were pretty interesting:

85% of women think their ass is too big...
10% of women think their ass is too little...
The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him, he's a good man,
and they would have married him anyway.

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning
by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes
to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain,
is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the
morning!".

He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his
wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring out!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you
remember about three months ago when we broke down
and those two guys helped us?

I think you should help him, and should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.

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