This is cute


1. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG; YOU IDIOT!

2. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo hooooo, what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

10. Dog sweaters. Hello?? Haven't you noticed the fur?

Nikster said:

:woof: :woof:

That is so cute!! I wonder if there's a 10 cat peeves about humans? Guess I could make up my own.

1. Getting my claws removed. I'm a cat, you dunderhead, we need our claws for hunting and defending ourselves! Leave them alone!

2. Giving me a bath. Don't you know that cats hate water? What in the world are you thinking? I'm not a dog, for pete's sake!

3. Letting my food dish and/or water dish get low or empty. I need food and water, just as you do, to keep going. So fill her up!

4. Not scooping my box out on a daily basis. Just the same way you don't like using a dirty toilet, I don't like using a dirty litterbox. Now get to scooping!

5. Not playing with me when you come home from work. I've been alone all day, and I missed you. The least you can do is give me your undivided attention when you return from your job or wherever else you've been.

6. Not brushing my fur or teeth. I'm a cat, and we're very vain about how we look. I need your help in order to keep me looking my best.

7. Taking me for a ride in the car. Cars scare the heck out of me, and may traumatize me for life. Take the dog for a car ride, leave me at home!

8. Calling my name and expecting me to respond, or trying to teach me tricks. Remember, I own you, and if I don't want to come when you call or do that trick that you think is so cute, I'm not going to. I'm in charge here, not you.

9. Getting upset when I spit up a hairball. Hey, I can't help it, I'm a cat, and that is what we do. If you're concerned about hairballs, you need to brush me more often, so I don't ingest so much fur.

10. Hollering at me when I scratch the sofa. Since cats don't use a nail file as you humans do, we have to use something to sharpen our claws on, and your prized sofa seems to be the best place to do it.

Yes, I wrote those 10 items myself.

psychodelicide said:

Good ones!

Thanks.