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Why are black people always the first to get killed off in a horror movie?  | |
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not always
more often than not it's the half naked blond with no brain who goes to investigate instead of calling the police like a normal person  |
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lollyp0p said: not always
more often than not it's the half naked blond with no brain who goes to investigate instead of calling the police like a normal person Ok, I agree..  | |
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lollyp0p said: not always
more often than not it's the half naked blond with no brain who goes to investigate instead of calling the police like a normal person  | |
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subhuman09 said: lollyp0p said: not always
more often than not it's the half naked blond with no brain who goes to investigate instead of calling the police like a normal person wtf?? I'll go down on u all night long..it's Automatic 
U will ?!? 
Yes i will Baby  | |
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subhuman09 said: lollyp0p said: not always
more often than not it's the half naked blond with no brain who goes to investigate instead of calling the police like a normal person 
omg elvis frog!!! I'm listening to elvis right now  |
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lollyp0p said: subhuman09 said:
omg elvis frog!!! I'm listening to elvis right now 
Although maybe this would've been better on the musical condoms thread.  | |
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subhuman09 said: lollyp0p said:
omg elvis frog!!! I'm listening to elvis right now
Although maybe this would've been better on the musical condoms thread. |
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subhuman09 said: lollyp0p said: not always
more often than not it's the half naked blond with no brain who goes to investigate instead of calling the police like a normal person  ..... Where the Fook do you get your images and stuff?
.... do you work for Google Image Search... | |
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RocknRollisalive said: subhuman09 said: ..... Where the Fook do you get your images and stuff?
.... do you work for Google Image Search... You guys really should have stock in Google. | |
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subhuman09 said: RocknRollisalive said: ..... Where the Fook do you get your images and stuff?
.... do you work for Google Image Search... You guys really should have stock in Google. 
i just googled you  |
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lollyp0p said:
i just googled you Man, I've got a nice ass. That is me on the left, right? 
(I was Googled!) (:ultrafuckingswoon:) | |
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That does suck.  But, if it's any consolation... I don't recall the shark in "Jaws" chompin' on dark meat.  | |
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This is done to spite all the folks that keep talking during the movie.  | |
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uh oh...no good can come from this thread. | |
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Milty said: uh oh...no good can come from this thread.
Havent you watched Scary Movie? | |
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I don't think it's true Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Milty said: uh oh...no good can come from this thread.
Havent you watched Scary Movie? yes but i think i saw the third one first. | |
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Milty said: REDFEATHERS said: Havent you watched Scary Movie? yes but i think i saw the third one first. why? | |
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OdysseyMiles said: This is done to spite all the folks that keep talking during the movie.
erm, i mean  | |
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Anxiety said: OdysseyMiles said: This is done to spite all the folks that keep talking during the movie.
erm, i mean  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Milty said: yes but i think i saw the third one first. why?i think i just picked it up without reading it correctly. i didn't find the movie funny needless to say. | |
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These two are hilarious! | |
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Rhondab said: Anxiety said:
erm, i mean Y'all know what I'm talkin' about. | |
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OdysseyMiles said: Rhondab said: Y'all know what I'm talkin' about. Yeah, but sometimes it's better than the movie, like the time I went to see "Willard" and two girls got in a catfight in the middle of the movie and one of them tried to set the other's hair on fire with her lighter. | |
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Anxiety said: OdysseyMiles said: Y'all know what I'm talkin' about. Yeah, but sometimes it's better than the movie, like the time I went to see "Willard" and two girls got in a catfight in the middle of the movie and one of them tried to set the other's hair on fire with her lighter. Sweet!!!!!  | |
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OdysseyMiles said: Anxiety said: Yeah, but sometimes it's better than the movie, like the time I went to see "Willard" and two girls got in a catfight in the middle of the movie and one of them tried to set the other's hair on fire with her lighter. Sweet!!!!! well, it was certainly a girlfighting tactic i'd never seen before. i'd love to have heard that girl's thoughts before she flicked her bic..."i hate that cow...i'm gonna TORCH HER DAMN HAIRDO!!!" | |
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Anxiety said: OdysseyMiles said: Y'all know what I'm talkin' about. Yeah, but sometimes it's better than the movie, like the time I went to see "Willard" and two girls got in a catfight in the middle of the movie and one of them tried to set the other's hair on fire with her lighter.  I did that once to a girl when I was queueing to get into a club. This slapper pushed infront and she was just , well she was just a slapper basically and i didnt like her.. you know being a queue-jumping-slapper, so while she stood infront of me waiting to get in the club I burned her hair with a lighter.. she had really long blonde hair down her back and the middle bit just all singed.. alot I mean.. 
She said to her friend.. *Do you smell burning?* She never knew it was me.. 
NOTE: Dont push in front of me in queues - WAIT YOUR TURN!!! (Mind you this was yearsssss ago.. I am sure it has grown back now) | |
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Anxiety said: OdysseyMiles said: Sweet!!!!! well, it was certainly a girlfighting tactic i'd never seen before. i'd love to have heard that girl's thoughts before she flicked her bic..."i hate that cow...i'm gonna TORCH HER DAMN HAIRDO!!!" Oh yeah. You attack the hair (real or purchased), and it's war. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Anxiety said: Yeah, but sometimes it's better than the movie, like the time I went to see "Willard" and two girls got in a catfight in the middle of the movie and one of them tried to set the other's hair on fire with her lighter. I did that once to a girl when I was queueing to get into a club. This slapper pushed infront and she was just , well she was just a slapper basically and i didnt like her.. you know being a queue-jumping-slapper, so while she stood infront of me waiting to get in the club I burned her hair with a lighter.. she had really long blonde hair down her back and the middle bit just all singed.. alot I mean..
She said to her friend.. *Do you smell burning?* She never knew it was me..
NOTE: Dont push in front of me in queues - WAIT YOUR TURN!!! (Mind you this was yearsssss ago.. I am sure it has grown back now) that's hardcore!!! | |
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