not always

more often than not it's the half naked blond with no brain who goes to investigate instead of calling the police like a normal person

lollyp0p said:

Ok, I agree..

lollyp0p said:

subhuman09 said:

wtf??

subhuman09 said:

omg elvis frog!!!

I'm listening to elvis right now

lollyp0p said:

Although maybe this would've been better on the musical condoms thread.

subhuman09 said:

subhuman09 said:

..... Where the Fook do you get your images and stuff?


.... do you work for Google Image Search...

RocknRollisalive said:

You guys really should have stock in Google.

subhuman09 said:

i just googled you

lollyp0p said:

Man, I've got a nice ass.

That is me on the left, right?



(I was Googled!)

(:ultrafuckingswoon:)

That does suck. But, if it's any consolation... I don't recall the shark in "Jaws" chompin' on dark meat.

This is done to spite all the folks that keep talking during the movie.

uh oh...no good can come from this thread.

Milty said:

Havent you watched Scary Movie?

I don't think it's true

REDFEATHERS said:

yes but i think i saw the third one first.

Milty said:

why?

OdysseyMiles said:

erm, i mean

Anxiety said:

REDFEATHERS said:

i think i just picked it up without reading it correctly. i didn't find the movie funny needless to say.

These two are hilarious!

Rhondab said:

Y'all know what I'm talkin' about.

OdysseyMiles said:

Yeah, but sometimes it's better than the movie, like the time I went to see "Willard" and two girls got in a catfight in the middle of the movie and one of them tried to set the other's hair on fire with her lighter.

Anxiety said:

Sweet!!!!!

OdysseyMiles said:

well, it was certainly a girlfighting tactic i'd never seen before. i'd love to have heard that girl's thoughts before she flicked her bic..."i hate that cow...i'm gonna TORCH HER DAMN HAIRDO!!!"

Anxiety said:

I did that once to a girl when I was queueing to get into a club. This slapper pushed infront and she was just , well she was just a slapper basically and i didnt like her.. you know being a queue-jumping-slapper, so while she stood infront of me waiting to get in the club I burned her hair with a lighter.. she had really long blonde hair down her back and the middle bit just all singed.. alot I mean..

She said to her friend.. *Do you smell burning?*

She never knew it was me..


NOTE: Dont push in front of me in queues - WAIT YOUR TURN!!!

(Mind you this was yearsssss ago.. I am sure it has grown back now)

Anxiety said:

Oh yeah. You attack the hair (real or purchased), and it's war.

REDFEATHERS said:

that's hardcore!!!